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Old 27th Mar 2018, 04:55
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Ooooh that's better, loosened the crotch strap
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Old 27th Mar 2018, 04:56
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"To infinity and beyond"
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Old 27th Mar 2018, 04:59
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....and for my next trick my renowned walk between the 2 aircraft on the tight rope
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Old 27th Mar 2018, 07:53
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In the spirit of his great-grandfather, Lt Oates informed his section that he was just stepping outside, and may be some time.
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Old 27th Mar 2018, 07:59
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Army photographer, pissing himself laughing: "I love that look on their face when I ask them to just take half a step back. There's always one!"
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Old 27th Mar 2018, 09:11
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Ha! I love these glass walkways.
Umm, it's not fitted on this aircraft...
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Old 27th Mar 2018, 09:57
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Ancient traditions brought up to date: 1. Walking the Plank.
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Old 27th Mar 2018, 10:13
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AaaaCHOOOOoooooooo..bugger
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Old 27th Mar 2018, 11:17
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You're surprised! That indoor skydiving simulator is running fast again.
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Old 27th Mar 2018, 11:21
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So, milk, bread and coffee. Anything else?
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Old 27th Mar 2018, 11:31
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"Wull ye no come back agin' ?
 
Old 27th Mar 2018, 12:08
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Old 27th Mar 2018, 12:10
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"Wait until he gets onto the ground behind enemy lines and realises he has left his weapon behind."
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Old 27th Mar 2018, 13:30
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Wait! What's the response to 'Flash' again???
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Old 27th Mar 2018, 16:27
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400 foot below

Hoskins!!!, bit heavy on the gunpowder again! Said Billy Smart to the Cannonball loader
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Old 27th Mar 2018, 16:28
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Wait! What's the response to 'Flash' again???
Ah aah, saviour of the universe.
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Old 27th Mar 2018, 16:30
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I hear you have been having sex with my wife....said the parachute packer
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Old 27th Mar 2018, 16:31
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What's it like? 😶
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Old 27th Mar 2018, 17:42
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Do you know anything about gas cookers?
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Old 27th Mar 2018, 18:06
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