Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption competition

Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption competition

Old 4th Feb 2018, 16:03
  #46701 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 8,261
Doris to Officer...Sir why is it you are dropping your pencil so often and it takes you so long under the desk to retrieve it?
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 4th Feb 2018, 19:38
  #46702 (permalink)  
Danny42C
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
"I think we must be in the Bermuda Triangle !"
 
Old 4th Feb 2018, 19:45
  #46703 (permalink)  
Danny42C
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
The Three Wise Monkeys ?
 
Old 4th Feb 2018, 20:44
  #46704 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 2,184
"Since I'm the Duke of Edinburgh, you have to believe me when I say there's a squadron of Soviet bombers just taken off from the Isle of Man."
c52 is offline  
Old 4th Feb 2018, 21:28
  #46705 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 11,226
Sir, we've just gone to Brexit Code Orange! Shall I deploy the stiff upper lips?
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 5th Feb 2018, 08:32
  #46706 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 8,261
All round the world reveille sounded and precipitants gathered round their screens excitedly waited the results
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 5th Feb 2018, 09:15
  #46707 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 2,184
An "orange" snow warning is a bit more serious than the advice never to eat yellow snow.
c52 is offline  
Old 5th Feb 2018, 10:19
  #46708 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 21,252
" Well, 100 year anniversary and still using 25th anniversary equipment."
NutLoose is online now  
Old 5th Feb 2018, 10:51
  #46709 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: QLD - where drivers are yet to realise that the left lane goes to their destination too.
Posts: 2,662
A fine study of Flt Lt. Francis Battercey-Dogsholme, the RAF's most decorated ATCO, holder of the Distinguished Scope Operator + Bar, and Decorative Fancy Chinographer.
Traffic_Is_Er_Was is offline  
Old 5th Feb 2018, 11:29
  #46710 (permalink)  
Danny42C
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
........................................... THIS IS NOT A CAPTION


TIEW,

Not forgetting his QGH and Bar !
 
Old 5th Feb 2018, 11:30
  #46711 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Newport
Age: 68
Posts: 492
Really good captions for this one which makes it difficult to judge, thought it would give Danny a run for his money.
After much deliberation the results are...........................

Third place is NutLoose with
" It's the cutting edge of early warning radar...what's it doing now?"
"It's warming up Sir"
"How long does that take?"
"Five hours Sir"


Second place is Buster Hymen with
"Tapping on the glass won't wash your clothes any quicker Ginger!"

Joint Second is PingDit with
"Ooooh! I say! All of my little maggots have disappeared down a hole in the middle!"

Winner of the CST is Kiltrash with
"And here Doris you can clearly see that one of your child's feet is deformed and will need the Clark's special one size does not fit all"

(Other shoe shops are available)



Over to you Kiltrash CST in the post.
JAVELINBOY is offline  
Old 5th Feb 2018, 11:34
  #46712 (permalink)  
Danny42C
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
A Study in Still Life ?

EDIT Zounds - just too late !

Kiltrash - a worthy winner !

Last edited by Danny42C; 5th Feb 2018 at 11:42. Reason: Addn.
 
Old 5th Feb 2018, 15:52
  #46713 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 8,261
Many thanks Javelinboy

about time we had a picture of our next Commander - in- Chief

I dont seem to post a large picture, if someone could please oblidge and pm me a simples way
Attached Images
File Type: jpg
royalfun.jpg (131.5 KB, 230 views)
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 5th Feb 2018, 15:56
  #46714 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 57
Posts: 9,204


There ya go...

Caption: I say Harry, isn't that your father?

Tower for me...
treadigraph is offline  
Old 5th Feb 2018, 16:29
  #46715 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 2,184
"You say I can use this instead of a mirror? Well, it's not working. All I can see is an old man whose tie is crooked."
c52 is offline  
Old 5th Feb 2018, 17:01
  #46716 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2016
Location: Southport
Posts: 1,238
"I say, what are those two girls doing with that cup?"
andytug is offline  
Old 5th Feb 2018, 17:20
  #46717 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: France
Age: 77
Posts: 6,375
Hey dad, how did they get that pic of you with your kit off, and who is bird in the background
Wander00 is offline  
Old 5th Feb 2018, 18:25
  #46718 (permalink)  
Danny42C
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
"Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, who is the fairest of them all ?"
 
Old 5th Feb 2018, 18:28
  #46719 (permalink)  
Danny42C
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
"How much did you have to pay to get that back, Dad ?"

Last edited by Danny42C; 5th Feb 2018 at 18:31. Reason: Typo
 
Old 5th Feb 2018, 18:32
  #46720 (permalink)  
Danny42C
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
"Damn' paparelli !"
 

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Do Not Sell My Personal Information -

Copyright 2021 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.