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"I can't make any sense of this, I say Langley old chap, be a good fellow and pop outside see if the seaweed is damp."
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" and every time the early warning radar crashes Sir, we get God save the Queen playing over the tannoy and then that image of a girl appears on screen with her clown playing noughts and crosses"
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"F9... Bugger Airman, you got my battleship"
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"As far as I can tell it says "you've been Tangoed" in Russian"
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" errr Sir, the idea is NOT to join all the dots up"
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" It's the cutting edge of early warning radar...what's it doing now?"
"It's warming up Sir"
"How long does that take?"
"Five hours Sir"
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"It's warming up Sir"
"How long does that take?"
"Five hours Sir"
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" They call it upcycling Sir, we got it from the scrapped Shackleton fleet who in turn got it from the scrapped Gannet fleet, who in turn got it from the Navies stock of old Skyraiders"
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The future is Orange
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Sir, the Catering Corps just rang to say the kippers are cooked to perfection and you can turn it off now.
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" I got the tip from my friend at Chernobyl, he told me if we tweak this setting down a few notches, the heating should come on."
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"Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please."
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"It's from that Nigerian Princess again..hold on, transferring the monies now your Highness"