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1st Feb 2018, 12:36

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Early procurement required a range of 100yds, sadly, due to recoil effect it required a range of 300yds by the time the magazine was empty.

1st Feb 2018, 13:11

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Well done for some great entries, clearly a few frustrated cyclists out there..
Got to pick a winner though, and this time it's Javelinboy! Well done, CST is in the post.

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Marcus had a little bike, he rode it on the grass, the recoil from the fitted gun forced the saddle where it don't belong.

1st Feb 2018, 13:25

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And I thought the butt stop was on the end of the gun.... who knew.

1st Feb 2018, 18:40

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Many thanks for the win, give this one a go

1st Feb 2018, 18:52

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WTF ????????

1st Feb 2018, 18:54

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""Where's he gone ? - he was there a moment ago !"

1st Feb 2018, 18:55

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"Hell ! - I'm locked onto a bird !"

1st Feb 2018, 19:36

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Danby was amazed when CapCom went full circle and he found himself in the frame.

1st Feb 2018, 19:39

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"I can't hear a damn' thing !" ...... "Try plugging your headset in, Sir !"

1st Feb 2018, 19:41

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Silent, in wild surmise ..................... ?

1st Feb 2018, 19:42

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"Look around for your runway and crash visually - Talkdown out !"

1st Feb 2018, 19:43

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Fighter Control....Squat beneath the Rest!

1st Feb 2018, 19:46

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"Who the devil do you think you are - the Station Commander ?" ............"Oh ! - awf'ly sorry Sir !"

1st Feb 2018, 19:48

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"Where are all those stunning WRAF Assistants that that old chap Danny was telling us about at Shawbury ?"

1st Feb 2018, 19:49

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"Right Sir, point your pencil at the screen. You two watch the pencil. Hold it, thank you Sir, good pose"

1st Feb 2018, 19:50

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"No, Approach, I can't take any more for a while - I haven't had my tea yet !"

1st Feb 2018, 19:52

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"Are you sure you wouldn't like an ILS instead ?"

1st Feb 2018, 19:55

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"This is worse than Shawbury Mock !"

1st Feb 2018, 19:58

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"The Police are reporting a mid-air collision, you say ?" ..... "Oh, dear ! - so that was where he went !"

1st Feb 2018, 20:00

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"At his Court Martial it was said .........!"