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Oi Mate....I see the problem...hang on a mo..................
"Yeah, I see that the box beams out a special light that makes you look tanned and muscular and dead sexy, but the fact is, it is an ugly box strapped to your head and you look ridiculous. "
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"I got these portable spec wiper blades off the JML channel"
"But you don't wear them"
"True, but JML said I couldn't live without them"
"But you don't wear them"
"True, but JML said I couldn't live without them"
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Ok, time to call this one for the weekend I think.
In Third was Nutty with:
Second, TIEW with:
Which, for my mind was a variation on Andytugs winner...
All yours Andy! 
In Third was Nutty with:
"And if you fall over, this device will automatically return you to the standing position"
After hearing the click of the trigger, Bruce turned to see what the noise was. That soon wiped the smile off Barry's face.
Hoskins was taking a risk using the novelty fart machine out in the field....
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Well done Andy!
As ever this thread has given me some much needed giggles this week, cheers all.
As ever this thread has given me some much needed giggles this week, cheers all.
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
When Stalin sees this he will insist all his tanks have white wall wheels too.
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Army resort to handcuffing troops to tanks to prevent manning cuts taking place.
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"They don't call it a firefly for nothing you know, you fire it and it wants to fly.."
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Army Air Corp, the beginning.
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"Well Private, you have blown into the bag and it has come back positive, you are well and truly tanked"
