Ok, time to call this one for the weekend I think.
In Third was Nutty with:
"And if you fall over, this device will automatically return you to the standing position"
Second, TIEW with:
After hearing the click of the trigger, Bruce turned to see what the noise was. That soon wiped the smile off Barry's face.
Which, for my mind was a variation on
Andytugs winner...
Hoskins was taking a risk using the novelty fart machine out in the field....
All yours Andy!