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Old 20th Dec 2017, 11:24
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"Can we claim Salvage money ? - tie it down before it floats away on the next tide !"
 
Old 20th Dec 2017, 11:38
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HQ says the officers took one, and left the other for us.
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Old 20th Dec 2017, 11:41
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"Better smarten the place up a bit - David Attenborough and a BBC camera crew are on the way !"
 
Old 20th Dec 2017, 11:51
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The Creature from the Black Lagoon ?
 
Old 20th Dec 2017, 13:09
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Indiana Jones must be around here some where.
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Old 20th Dec 2017, 13:14
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Captain: "Flying an aeroplane is an extremely tricky business; anyone can land short of the runway at Speke. But I commanded you lot to guard it against local youths - what could be simpler than that? - and look what's happened!"
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Old 20th Dec 2017, 19:28
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"Rumour has it the crew ran out of fuel for the Galley oven, so had to improvise"
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Old 20th Dec 2017, 19:32
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The CO says Kawanishi were early adopters of "just-in-time" manufacturing, but it looks like this time it wasn't.
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Old 21st Dec 2017, 05:53
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What else was in that beached Whale?
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Old 21st Dec 2017, 14:20
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"Bloody pikies, you can't leave anything unattended"
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Old 21st Dec 2017, 14:39
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"From what I heard Bader claimed the big wing was his, so he took it."



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Old 21st Dec 2017, 14:41
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"Bugger! Anyone got a timetable for the eurotunnel"

"Yes Sarge, the first train leaves in about seventy years!"
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Old 21st Dec 2017, 15:39
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"I don't think standing with your hands on your hips and waiving your willie at the pilot will get us a ride Sarge"
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Old 21st Dec 2017, 17:58
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"Do you think we should haul it ashore - it might be a marine version of the Wooden Horse of Troy !"
 
Old 21st Dec 2017, 21:11
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OK, so who's carrying the second roll of speed tape then?
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Old 21st Dec 2017, 22:59
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Captain to engine room, finished with engines...
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Old 21st Dec 2017, 23:03
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....You're not a very good Field Marshaller are you?
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Old 22nd Dec 2017, 01:59
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"I'd say it's more boat than flying"
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Old 22nd Dec 2017, 04:49
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Quick...pass me that Warranty form Hoskins!
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Old 22nd Dec 2017, 10:13
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I'll judge this later today, so Santa can bring us a new one for Christmas.
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