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Old 13th Nov 2017, 16:11
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Old 13th Nov 2017, 16:24
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You tread on my hem again and you are for it!
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Old 13th Nov 2017, 17:07
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If you say one more bloody time "she looks better in her Halloween garb", I'll turn you into a newt...
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Old 13th Nov 2017, 17:21
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I'm sure that I have to log knight hours separately.....
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Old 13th Nov 2017, 17:59
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Old 13th Nov 2017, 18:11
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Old 13th Nov 2017, 18:27
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Look Gladys...I know it is not a real house and I ain’t a real Knight.....but then it weren’t my finger last night either!
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Old 13th Nov 2017, 19:59
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I fart in your general direction!
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Old 13th Nov 2017, 20:29
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"I think we might get a reduction in our Council Tax Band if we play our cards right !"
 
Old 13th Nov 2017, 20:31
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"I'm not taking any fares South of the river after midnight !"
 
Old 13th Nov 2017, 20:37
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"Why didn't you find out where this bloody fancy-dress party was before we started ?"
 
Old 13th Nov 2017, 20:40
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"It's failed its MOT - Why ?"
 
Old 13th Nov 2017, 20:43
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"I've got The Knowledge" ........ "Well, it didn't feel like it to me !"
 
Old 13th Nov 2017, 22:52
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What's this rubbish about how "I lost the bet at the bar last night" ! You were the one who egged me on !
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Old 13th Nov 2017, 22:59
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Well it started out as a Remembrance day tribute, but then the Public Affairs guy said it could not be to topical, and then the stores guy said we couldn't draw any service items, and then the Finance guy said there was no mechanism for supporting the event and then the Health and Safety people got involved and......... Oh well I tried......
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 05:27
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I said "A Mans home is his Castle" and he said "Pull the other one" and...
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 07:06
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Well, I'm sorry dear but it is promotion and "Knight" is a mobile grade...
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 08:48
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"Well if you insist on installing a moat, we are going to have to see about a bridging loan"
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"You can tell 'e's a king,"

"' Ow?"

"He 'asn't got s#1! all over 'im!"
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 10:05
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SSShhhh boys. I don't care what they're dressed like, they're still bloody pikeys!
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