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Old 13th Nov 2017, 10:28
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"We have to stop, my Lady - this codpiece is giving me Hell !"
 
Old 13th Nov 2017, 10:30
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"Now you tell me that you put a chastity belt on before we set off !"
 
Old 13th Nov 2017, 10:33
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"I reckon it's your turn to pull the damn' thing !"
 
Old 13th Nov 2017, 10:37
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"What's it stopped for ?" ....... "Dunno - let's call out the AA !"
 
Old 13th Nov 2017, 10:40
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"Well, if it was possible in a Baby Austin, we should be able to manage in this Wendy House !"
 
Old 13th Nov 2017, 10:41
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"But you'd have to chock the wheels !"
 
Old 13th Nov 2017, 10:44
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"I don't know where we are, either - but the sat-nav says we've arrived !"
 
Old 13th Nov 2017, 10:47
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Sir Nigel had received another posting, so had to move house once more.
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Old 13th Nov 2017, 10:50
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"It is better to travel hopefully than to arrive!"
 
Old 13th Nov 2017, 10:56
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"Pity, my horse has thrown a shoe - we could have got there by now !"
 
Old 13th Nov 2017, 10:59
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"Take back your mink !
Take back your pearls !
What made you think
I was one of those girls ?"
 
Old 13th Nov 2017, 11:07
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"Well, it might look like his castle - but I'm no Dracula !"
 
Old 13th Nov 2017, 11:12
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"So they removed the Window Tax some time ago ? - why does nobody ever tell me these things ?"
 
Old 13th Nov 2017, 11:22
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"When we get there, dear, please paint the wheels all the same colour. It makes our home look so tatty."
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Old 13th Nov 2017, 12:43
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"You want me to climb into that thing while you shout 'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down thy hair?' And then what???????"

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Old 13th Nov 2017, 15:02
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I thought we were waiting to cheer the Children in Need Rickshaw Challenge
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Old 13th Nov 2017, 15:48
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Britain's losing entry in the Eurovision Song Contest disconsolately makes its way home.
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Old 13th Nov 2017, 15:50
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"And in It's a Knockout tonight, we have the smallest team ever, but believe it or not, this is all the young people that could be found in Eastbourne, so let's have a BIG HAND FOR EASTBOURNE!"
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Old 13th Nov 2017, 16:03
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" Listen here Sir Lancemyslot or whatever your name is, it ain't going to happen...ok?"
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"Excuse me, is this the way to webuyanycart.com?"
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