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Old 12th Nov 2017, 21:42
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She: "If you think we're doing it in that, you have another think coming."
He: "Well, your mother didn't seem to mind. Er..."
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Old 12th Nov 2017, 22:47
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Enthusiasm for the traditional "Crusade Day" parade in the little village of Dampness-on-Skunge had reached a new low.
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Old 12th Nov 2017, 22:51
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At last, some people have come out to appreciate all our hard work.
No, I think they are just waiting for the bus.
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So the ad said ' classic RV ' at a great discount and you fell for it ?
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Old 12th Nov 2017, 23:41
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It's all we had left after Brexit.
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Old 13th Nov 2017, 01:59
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"Children, did you see that there was no steering on that trolley? That's because a Castle can only move in a straight line, and at the next corner, they're f****d."
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Old 13th Nov 2017, 04:44
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I said don't be hasty, not Hastings!
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Old 13th Nov 2017, 04:48
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The Prime Minister insisted that the Brexit team demonstrate to the British public exactly what their vision for a post-EU UK would look like.
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Old 13th Nov 2017, 04:50
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The heads of the Armed Forces try to make HMG understand what defence cuts might mean.

Unfortunately, some members of HMG think it's rather cute.
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Old 13th Nov 2017, 05:24
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Fed up with the Middle East peace progress, Tony Blair takes matters into his own hands!
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Old 13th Nov 2017, 06:20
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Winnebago overestimates how traditional their latest offering for the UK market needs to be.
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Old 13th Nov 2017, 06:27
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When I said "I'm not doing it without protection...".
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Old 13th Nov 2017, 07:31
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You'd think that after being away on deployment for so long, our welcome home parade would draw a bigger crowd than this.
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"What do you mean do I fancy a grope?, you're only a Knight, you haven't reached the House of Lords yet my boy!"
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"Mum, what's a pork sword?, that knight was talking about it"
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" My drawsbridge as you put it, are remaining firmly up and my portcullis closed, thank you!"
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" Errr, no, I don't want to feel your Saracen's head, thank you!"
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" Errr, no, I don't want to feel your Saracen's head, thank you!"
...or Kiss the Blarney Stone!
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