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Old 14th Nov 2017, 06:27
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I said "A Mans home is his Castle" and he said "Pull the other one" and...
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 08:06
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 09:48
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 10:08
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"You can tell 'e's a king,"

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Old 14th Nov 2017, 11:05
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SSShhhh boys. I don't care what they're dressed like, they're still bloody pikeys!
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 11:23
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 12:34
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 12:36
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 12:41
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 13:07
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Lads....this is what happens when you trade in an old Wife for a new model....he got her and that house...we kept this one!
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 13:20
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"Excuse me, is this the Knight Bus to Dalston?"
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 13:23
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 16:28
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 22:24
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"Marry a Prince, mum said, live in a castle..."
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Old 15th Nov 2017, 06:25
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Shouldn't you be in White Satin?
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Old 15th Nov 2017, 07:57
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William and Kate make a last minute decision to visit the Glastonbury Festival.
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