Caption competition

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Re-enactment of exact moment of bird strike. Note authentic surprised look.

[Danny42C]

"High Cockalorum ?"

[pasta]

Bernard Matthews attempts to reduce damage caused by bird strikes were surprisingly effective, though customers complained the meat was now a little rubbery...

[Danny42C]

"Which came first - me or the Egg ?"

[MPN11]

"It's a poutry incident ... the feathers will re-grow."

[andytug]

*Not a caption, but a spot prize of a miniature CST goes to Wensleydale for being the first to do a c0ck pun...... *

[MPN11]

"Squawk 0241 for ident"
"Squaaaaawkkk!"

[Penny Washers]

Never play chicken with a bird that's bigger than you are!

[Buster Hyman]

Jamie's new Plukka Tukka!

[PingDit]

Chicken: "So there's only one padre with a PPL in the country, and I'M the one who gets it in the parsons nose?"

[Wensleydale]

Following the bird-strike over Bradford, the chicken was originally conscious but after landing it lapsed into a Khorma. (Probably had a dicky tikka).

[HHornet]

Originally Posted by andytug

Wow, thanks Wensleydale..... I did like the beaver one though!

See what you make of this one......

"I said feather THE PROP ........"

[Dan Gerous]

I tried Red Bull, but was hoping for something more traditional.

[Wensleydale]

No 43 Squadron to reform as a Reserve Training unit!

[HHornet]

Pilot Cockerel was not traditional and flew on a wing and a prayer.

[HHornet]

So is this an example of a wing with a fowl-er flap?

[HHornet]

Advertisement promotes new film "Chicken Run II"

[Danny42C]

"There was nothing else for it - I just had to bite the bullet !"

[Danny42C]

"So Colbert was right - it is possible to pluck the goose (or rooster) so as to get the maximum of feathers with the minimum of hissing (or squawking). I didn't feel a thing !"

(Chancellor of the Exchequer to note).

[Wensleydale]

Undercover photographs smuggled from the set of Top Gun II show that the "Ghost of Goose" will be making an appearance.