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Old 28th Mar 2017, 19:58
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"Airship? I thought you said build a giant Ar$e hip!"

There don't seem to be many airship references so far. Perhaps people are concentrating on the other aspects of the photo?
There you go, fixed that for you.
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Old 28th Mar 2017, 20:45
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A^se Bus industries hired the A^seship hangar at Cardington for their latest design
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Old 28th Mar 2017, 21:17
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We're keeping her here because of that nasty incident in Paris.
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Old 28th Mar 2017, 21:48
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Ta-ra-ra Bum-de-ay
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Old 28th Mar 2017, 23:49
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Once airborne, selection of cruising level shall be as per the ICAO Hemorrhoidal Rule.
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Old 29th Mar 2017, 02:44
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Echo 1 to Echo base.....Echo1 to Echo Base.....I confirm the sun does not shine from here......I repeat, the sun does not shine from here!
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Old 29th Mar 2017, 07:02
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If she looks good, she'll wiggle good!
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Old 29th Mar 2017, 07:05
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What were the wind tunnel test results?
What wind tunnel?? We just used the previous Playboy issue!
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Old 29th Mar 2017, 07:08
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And that's what you get when you put a hormone-filled 21 year old male in charge of your Aerodynamics Dept.
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Old 29th Mar 2017, 08:38
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"I see the problem.....monthly maintenance needed".
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Old 29th Mar 2017, 08:45
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"Er - Bloggs, your brief was to analyse the design?"
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" Analyse is spelt with a Y, not an I! "
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Old 29th Mar 2017, 09:25
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That's the thong end
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Old 29th Mar 2017, 09:54
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When she lets rip, that high viz jacket and helmet won't be of any help.
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Old 29th Mar 2017, 10:02
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"Yes sir, it's a bad case of Dirigible Bowel Syndrome"
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Old 29th Mar 2017, 10:11
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Broadarse calling Danny Boy...Broadarse calling Danny Boy...
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Old 29th Mar 2017, 10:16
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According to the engineering department this is the most logical place to fit an emergency exit.
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Old 29th Mar 2017, 11:35
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Its going to be nuclear powered - we just need to work out where to fit the atomic piles...
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Old 29th Mar 2017, 11:39
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"You want to see where we stuffed the chaff."
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Old 29th Mar 2017, 11:42
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"When that lets go, the Government will have no option but to designate Cardington a brownfield site."
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"Hmmmmmm latex..."
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