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Old 6th Mar 2017, 04:12
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Nope, no pulse...
Okay...CLEAR!!!!
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Old 6th Mar 2017, 04:14
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Well, there's no question about it. Europe is not happy with Brexit!
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Old 6th Mar 2017, 04:15
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Its a boy. A tall boy too!
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Old 6th Mar 2017, 05:50
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Dumb and Dumber find out that ears stick to cold metal too..
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Old 6th Mar 2017, 06:45
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You can hear ticking? I can only hear the sea...
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Old 6th Mar 2017, 06:59
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"Well I must say Dudley old boy, that R101 looked a lot bigger in the photos....."
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Old 6th Mar 2017, 06:59
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Cue Bob Newhart!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArMf6xbMsLI
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Old 6th Mar 2017, 07:08
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Well, Pres. Trump insisted that we put a Presidential escape capsule on Air Force One because he saw Harrison Ford nearly use one on a documentary
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Old 6th Mar 2017, 07:09
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Does my bomb look big in this?
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Old 6th Mar 2017, 07:33
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Commander Bond, can you hear me?
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Old 6th Mar 2017, 07:39
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Quartermass, I can hear something . . . .

(Sounds of music)

...... to be continued
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Old 6th Mar 2017, 07:51
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R2-D2 swore he'd never go out on a bender again!
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Old 6th Mar 2017, 09:23
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"Well, I'm confused. We're 6 miles from the sea."
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Old 6th Mar 2017, 09:44
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"Lucky for everyone we are trained in resuscitation."
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Old 6th Mar 2017, 10:03
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"Shouldn't we be wearing protective clothing ?"
 
Old 6th Mar 2017, 10:18
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"The Manual says: 'Light the Blue Paper and Retire Quickly' ......."I wasn't thinking of PVR so soon !"
 
Old 6th Mar 2017, 10:20
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"It's just stopped ticking - what might that mean ? ...... "It stoppa da tick, I starta da run !"

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Old 6th Mar 2017, 10:25
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"Bert, are you sure it came from North Korea?"
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Old 6th Mar 2017, 11:45
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There is a pulse......................... New lad said he would shag anything with a pulse............. this is going to be fun from a distance.
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Domino's Pizza Delivery
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