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Old 26th Jul 2007, 02:29
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It was fortunate the two visitors were wearing protective clothing as John Prescott's sneeze escaped his hanky and hit them square in the chest
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Old 26th Jul 2007, 20:22
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Military Aid to the Civil Authority (MACA)
UK Firefighters Stretched to Breaking Point After Being Withdrawn from Flood Relief Duty in Gloucestershire to Assist 'Big Foam Nite' in Ibiza!
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Old 28th Jul 2007, 14:13
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Attempts to dislodge Cherie Blair from Chequers took an increasingly robust form.....
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Old 29th Jul 2007, 16:38
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Sorry Gents, completely forgot about this until just now!

Anyway, this weeks winner (for making me and my better half laugh) is....

brickhistory with
"I told you, don't EVER cross the streams!"
Over to you sir.
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Old 29th Jul 2007, 16:55
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I humbly accept the challenge, thank you!


In honor of all the *ahem* publicity NASA received this week:


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Old 29th Jul 2007, 17:31
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What scally nicked the bodywork?
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Old 29th Jul 2007, 17:34
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No Occifer, of course I haven't, I'm just high on the atmosphere......

or


You wait here - I'll go and see if I can find an off-licence............
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Old 29th Jul 2007, 17:43
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Was it right at the Lunar Module or left ?


Or

I'm sure I left the gas on
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Old 29th Jul 2007, 18:00
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Bu88er, these GATSO Doppler Breathalyzers are getting everywhere.
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Old 29th Jul 2007, 18:48
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<Bleep> Pished? Who cares (hic), we're only in a TV studio in Texas <Bleep>
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Old 29th Jul 2007, 19:40
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Quick - nick the battery before the Russians get back!
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Old 29th Jul 2007, 19:47
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I love you (hic)
 
Old 29th Jul 2007, 20:36
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What do you mean "Have I paid the congestion charge" ?
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Old 30th Jul 2007, 00:09
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"Control to Eagle, picture for channel 5 is still a bit fuzzy, move it a bit more to the left please"
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Old 30th Jul 2007, 00:44
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(Astronaut appears to be pointing at Lunar Module)

If I can fly that fucker while drunk, then this is a piece of piss!
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Old 30th Jul 2007, 08:17
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"A slap of blue tins (that's 24 Fosters); 2 bottles of Bundy (rum) and a packet of crisps to go".
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Old 30th Jul 2007, 18:20
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"I'm never trusting that bloody TomTom to navigate around Tewksbury again."
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Old 30th Jul 2007, 22:02
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"Well, Hoskins, the bottom line is that you haven't passed your final nav test. I'm going to suggest you transfer to the Supply Branch".
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Old 30th Jul 2007, 22:25
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"George Michael gets 'Spaced out' at the wheel ... again!"
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Old 30th Jul 2007, 23:04
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Hollywood producer pitching to the studio boss:

"So, it's like Baywatch meets Space: 1999...."











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