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The second barrel is the gas exchanger,( can't remember the correct terminology), for re cocking the weapon, when a bullet is fired. It's been a while, so standing by to be corrected.
Thanks for a great photo, Buster, and in the interests of calling this special Christmas edition of the Coffman Starter Trophy competition, I have great pleasure in proclaiming the winner to be:
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Sgt Higginbottom thought he'd spotted a pretty one. He should have gone to Specsavers.
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