OK here we go.
In joint third, with not entirely original, but well quoted work, we have
SeenTheLight with
These aren't the droids you are looking for
and
c-bert with
"Right! Come on! Who threw that?"
"She did! *cough* He...he...did"
In second,
Shy Torque, it must have been good, because
ZH875 copied it.
"Oh, just ignore him - at these fancy dress do's he always takes his musical chairs far too seriously"
The worthy winner was
GasFitter with the topical and totally un-pc
"Ladies, we take veiled threats very seriously!"
The prize is in the mail, you have control...........