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Old 20th Oct 2016, 16:15
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"Chief, wasn't there a cheaper way of getting rid of the debris before we re-lay that bit?"

"Yes, son ... here's your broom."
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Old 20th Oct 2016, 16:17
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This doesn't look like Hong Kong. Oh well, I hope they need a lot of rubber dog shit then!
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Old 20th Oct 2016, 16:33
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Duck - or Grouse!
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Old 20th Oct 2016, 16:58
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Ok Hoskins, place if firmly on the ground, apply full power, and we'll bounce over the top, then apply reverse thrust.
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Old 20th Oct 2016, 16:59
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"Guys, this trench is important ... it will help kick Airbus nosewheels into their correct alignment."
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Old 20th Oct 2016, 17:20
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Oh its those Yanks again going from Frankfurt to Georgia,
Tblisi is lot more fun than downtown Atlanta.
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Old 20th Oct 2016, 17:21
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Bigger they are they harder they land.
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Old 20th Oct 2016, 17:22
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So he wants to play Chicken then..........
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Old 20th Oct 2016, 18:33
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Aw shucks, Hoskins is landing short again
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Old 20th Oct 2016, 19:04
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Course he is flying like Hell,
Wouldn't you if that bloody big mountain was chasing you.
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Old 20th Oct 2016, 20:13
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Scroggins hadn't realized yet that the acro capabilities of the C-5 were a tad different from the Hawk.
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Old 20th Oct 2016, 20:47
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Umm, Sarge. I know you ordered some more plant equipment but did you specify 'no air drop' on the form?
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Old 20th Oct 2016, 20:55
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"So, Tom Cruise is on fire, he jumps off into the pile of foam bits in the loader scoop, and we put him out with the tanker? You have to admire a bloke what does his own stunts."
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Old 20th Oct 2016, 21:23
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You want to know why they are called "Contractors"? Check the size of their bum holes after this!!
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Old 20th Oct 2016, 22:41
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Ok who Fd up the order with Amazon....... again.
I asked for a Wood Plane not a War Plane.

Last time it was "Something to go in water for the fish to see IN THE FISH TANK"........................... we got a 60 metre submarine.
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Old 20th Oct 2016, 23:07
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Bugger!! Now we have to dig a hole at that end too.
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Old 21st Oct 2016, 00:17
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"What do you mean Pan, Pan, No Pan"
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Old 21st Oct 2016, 00:19
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It's the bloody MOD, they worked out it was cheaper to hire local contractor's to dig craters in the runway rather than to bomb it"
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Old 21st Oct 2016, 01:12
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It was never really going to work out when Bob the Builder got conscripted.
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Old 21st Oct 2016, 01:52
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