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"It must be for the other lot, it says on this side, 72 Virgins, dehydrated, for the use off"
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"Ahhh... Pull Or Rub Nightly"
The fact that the box had arrived intact guaranteed that it did not contain what was on the label.
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"Pilot's Operational Requirement Necessities" ... Navigators need not apply.
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I hope they've enclosed a puncture repair kit as when we took her to Iraq she develop a slow leak and I hope they have found out why she had a runny nose"
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Ahhh, I see the Aircrew sex toys have arrived "Pilots Options for Rogering Navigators"
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Hey Chief, just been to pick up that box you've been waiting for. I've dumped it over there. Have you seen our new Fork Lift? It's a beauty eh.
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"Thank God it's arrived, I didn't know if it would cum."
The Chaplain was beside himself with glee as he noted the increasing number of excited troops gathering to receive their copy of the Padre's Official Religious Notebook that he had ordered in for them.
Judging Time!
From the entries I cannot imagine what the reading selection in some Loo's must be!
Fourth....Raced's entry of... "Hmmm...So what are we going to do on Day 2?"
Third....Danny 42C with his..."Well, I've often heard of a Brass Bound Buggery Box- but never seen one before now!".
Second....Wensleydale's...."The Prizes arrive for the Sergeants' Mess Christmas Draw!".
The Winner.....Andytug....for his..."Darn those useless stores guys - I asked for suitable equipment for a hundred Marines to beat Retreat!".
From the entries I cannot imagine what the reading selection in some Loo's must be!
Fourth....Raced's entry of... "Hmmm...So what are we going to do on Day 2?"
Third....Danny 42C with his..."Well, I've often heard of a Brass Bound Buggery Box- but never seen one before now!".
Second....Wensleydale's...."The Prizes arrive for the Sergeants' Mess Christmas Draw!".
The Winner.....Andytug....for his..."Darn those useless stores guys - I asked for suitable equipment for a hundred Marines to beat Retreat!".
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A few moments later, Lt Smithers' invention fell into a large shell crater, and neither was ever seen again.
Whilst considered a success on his foray out into No Man's Land, unfortunately Lt Curruthers was killed by a single shot during his return to our lines. They never found the bullet hole.