Caption competition

[Arm out the window]

Ah thanks Shy, and welcome back Danny. I'll try to oblige shortly.

[Arm out the window]

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Crikey, that was a task and a half trying to get the bloody photo on the page, but I believe I've cracked it now ... onward and upward, judging in a couple of days.

[Buster Hyman]

Well, actually, there's a very funny story about this....

[Buster Hyman]

Nah, it's not real. It;s just a prop.

[Buster Hyman]

So, we approached this balloon that had strayed into restricted airspace when bugger me, the pilot cocks his legs & we were done for!

[Buster Hyman]

As you can see, the Lav took a direct hit & we were lucky to get out alive!

[PingDit]

"God knows why they've sent me here to guard this heli-aeroplany thing, who's gonna nick it?"

[Hydromet]

When they said I'd be flying on the edge, I didn't think they meant I'd be landing there too..

[Buster Hyman]

I shook the can, opened it and then...(O)sprey everywhere!

[Stanwell]

Guy walks into the hardware shop...
"About this parrot, sorry, osprey....."
(It's not dead, it's just resting, sir.)

[Cows getting bigger]

I told you they should have sent us Red Bull.

[ShyTorque]

"Yes, that's oil running down her left leg but there's something far worse running down mine!"

[Hempy]

"Put that cigarette out! Can't you smell gas?"

"Don't you yell at me, Mr Warrick!"

[Buster Hyman]

I said Crop rotation you dolt!

[Danny42C]

"Let os pray !"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

This is my AV-22. It's the Almost Vertical model.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Any landing you walk away from....

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Ssshh...don't tell anyone I knocked the ladder over.

[JAVELINBOY]

Hank gave some thought to how he would explain the prang whilst he had been crop dusting his fathers corn crop

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Pilot?...Me?... Nah, I can't fly that. They just let me do the landings.