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Old 5th Sep 2016, 10:32
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Originally Posted by c52 View Post
The ejector seat design is currently an unresolved issue.
Surely you just install the rockets pointing up instead of down and fire it out the bottom?
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 11:21
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Not MY bottom
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 11:58
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And first prize in the Inter Services bubble gum competition goes to the Royal Air Force!
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 12:03
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"Ok, so when you get to the cloud base, write down the height and drop us the note"

"But there is no cloud"

"Ahh........"


Thinking of you today Danny, God bless.


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Old 5th Sep 2016, 12:09
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"Err Boss, aren't we supposed to tie the postcard wiff the contestants address to the balloons, and not the contestant 'imself, cause 'e don't look 'appy"





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Old 5th Sep 2016, 13:01
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Bit over enthusiastic with the helium there Hoskins
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 13:10
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"V Force" you ask.....well if you mean "Voluminous" perhaps!
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 13:24
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Hoskins was clearly a basket case!
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 13:26
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When Hoskins was told his next posting would involve a gondola he had rather hoped for Venice........
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 13:44
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Mythbusters prove that any old windbag can rise to the top in the RAF.
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 13:46
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"I believe it is Keith Vaz, one can clearly see his enlarged puckering ringpiece from down here."
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 14:13
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We like to fly this with ex Red Arrow and ex Harrier pilots, the extra hot air helps.
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 15:42
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"He's not waving, he is showing you his big **** off watch"
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 16:58
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Refer to Another Thread.

THIS IS NOT A CAPTION


Please see my Post #9239 on "Pilot's Brevet" (content applies to all here as well).

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Old 5th Sep 2016, 17:45
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"Sorry we can't run to a proper basket for you, Hoskins, will this do?"
 
Old 5th Sep 2016, 17:50
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Sharky seemed such a natural pick for the Recruiting Section during his Exchange Tour with the RAF.
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 19:49
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Right, I'm off to the loop to get my picky taken.
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 19:53
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The elevation control is quite simple, just use your Webley .45. Be careful though, it is strictly one-shot and no redundancy.
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 21:31
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With his dastardly clever disguise, the suicide bomber drifted right over the security at Buckinghuge Palace, and off into the Atlantic.
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 23:43
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Thanks to a series of Defence cuts, RAF Transport Command* was able to scale down its operation.

* OK, anachronistic, but it reads better that way
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