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Old 30th Aug 2016, 10:47
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"No Angela, I said 'Andelè'!"

(I know he's Italian!)
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Old 30th Aug 2016, 14:15
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Hey Angela...there's a big chopper behind you!
Oooh, you are awful....
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Old 30th Aug 2016, 14:46
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It went like this Mrs. Merkel, I'm Alan Ball and your Geoff Hurst, I pass the ball to you and you score the goal.
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Old 30th Aug 2016, 16:52
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Old 30th Aug 2016, 17:19
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Avoid imitations
 
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"Oops - pardon me...still, better out than in!"
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Old 30th Aug 2016, 17:44
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Jurassic Pork
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Old 30th Aug 2016, 20:39
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I don't know why you are stamping on it still, the fag never set fire to the carpet
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Old 30th Aug 2016, 21:07
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"..and the door to his secret bunker is under the carpet!"
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 01:31
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The EU Prince tribute band kicked off with Raspberry Beret.
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 08:09
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The Captain's obvious amorous intentions towards Angela became a little embarrassing...
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 08:11
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The identity of the finalists of the German Heat in the Norman Collier Memorial Chicken Impression Contest have been released.
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 08:39
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Angela, once again, trying to demonstrate that the rest of Europe is out of step with her.
See? .. even the carpet doesn't want her to walk over it.
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 08:48
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"Yes, zis will be perfect for hiding the body in...... "
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 08:51
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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By the centre, S L O W
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 09:21
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Maybe it's a blue tunic rather than a brown shirt, but I tell you, my jackboot could still kick in a door if it had to!
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 11:04
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No, ze left first, as I told you
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 11:08
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"Vot vaz ze name of zat drink you gave me, Captain?"
"A Leg-Opener, Ma'am"
"Iz zere an antidote??I cannot valk properly!"
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 13:11
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Airman Hoskins' idea of a "Celebrity FOD walk" bears immediate fruit.
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 16:54
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Damn! We can't hide Brexit here - we already used it for the immigrant crisis...


Last edited by WeeJeem; 31st Aug 2016 at 17:09. Reason: Oops - missed the predecessor!
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 17:51
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NOT A CAPTION, but IMHO IMPORTANT INFO


For those who follow this thread and others, and for those that might want to spare them a thought, Danny has said that his wife's funeral is on Monday 5th September at 1400 BST.
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