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Old 5th Aug 2016, 22:11
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Oberleutnant Mauser denied any corruption in his procurement department.
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Old 5th Aug 2016, 22:20
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That pigeon won't know whats hit him with this little beauty
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Old 5th Aug 2016, 22:25
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"In case of emergency, pull the communication cord !"
 
Old 6th Aug 2016, 00:35
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In case of emergency, use the PAN pipes to declare Pan pan pan
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Old 6th Aug 2016, 00:37
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Cock hook and look, Cock hook and look, Cock hook and look, Cock hook and look, Cock hook and look, Cock hook and look, Cock hook and look, Ohhhhhh f*ck it, I'll fire the lot off.
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Old 6th Aug 2016, 01:33
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Venn I get back von dies sortie, I vill tell zat schtupid gunnery NCO vot I tink of him - zat Corporal Adolf Schickelgruber vill neffer get anyvhere venn I finish vit him!
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Old 6th Aug 2016, 01:36
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The Boffins overlooked the fact the Gunner would have to have Eyes like Marty Feldman to get the correct Sight Alignment!
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Old 6th Aug 2016, 01:42
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No mere Revolver for Otto the Nav....He was no Hun in the Sun!
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Old 6th Aug 2016, 03:31
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Yes, zis can be a weapon of mass destruction, but unfortunately you have to wait until all your ducks are in a row.
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Old 6th Aug 2016, 04:16
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A tip for zer young playerz...never, ever qvestion your armourers parentage.
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Old 6th Aug 2016, 04:16
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Now you're just taking the pis.........tol.
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Old 6th Aug 2016, 04:17
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Nobody had the heart to tell him that the machine gun was invented last year.
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Old 6th Aug 2016, 04:17
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Fritzkrieg!
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Old 6th Aug 2016, 04:18
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Starting pistols at the Rio Olympics were prepared for many false starts
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Old 6th Aug 2016, 04:21
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Ach, ven I pull zer cocking handle, all ze bloody bullets fall out of ze bottom ones.
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Old 6th Aug 2016, 07:20
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So much for the prizes at this year's mess draw......first prize was ten barrels and, expecting to have a party, the Schmidt crew had bought 200 tickets at 10 Reichsmarks each!
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Old 6th Aug 2016, 08:39
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Zis Maus Organ can a pretty Tune play!

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Old 6th Aug 2016, 08:40
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all those bullets and a range of cock-all
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Old 6th Aug 2016, 10:05
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Ten green bottles sitting on zer vall, and I got zer lot..
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Old 6th Aug 2016, 11:31
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Loading ze magazines for zis is just like being in zer bett mitt ze missus. Two hours of ze foreplay zen just ten seconds of der banging!
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