Caption competition

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"I asked for 2 pack mules and Stores issued me this.

Still, better than Smithers...he has to get 'A' Company up Mount Kilimanjaro with 3 goldfish and a tortoise."

[ShyTorque]

Gunner Smith soon learned that it was not a good idea to stand behind the elephant when the first few shots went off.

[CoffmanStarter]

I may not be still in the room ... but be very careful what you say

[Buster Hyman]

The other Circus animals thought twice about calling him Dumbo these days...

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"I'll thump 'im if 'e calls me Big Nose again!"

[Dan Gerous]

That must be in German East Africa, they're about to take out the poles.

[Boudreaux Bob]

Sheba was known to have a real Nose for trouble thus Gunner Smyth-Jones felt the need for a Gun to match.

[Longhitter]

"Well, at least the lions won't bother me anymore at the watering hole..."

[Buster Hyman]

What other offensive weaponry does it have?
Well, it lays some pretty offensive mines....

[Boudreaux Bob]

Yes it is highly mobile and moves quite well but be careful when he unloads his Trunk!

[Danny42C]

"When they asked for volunteers for light porterage duties, why, oh why, did I have to put my bloody trunk up !"

[Arm out the window]

This pachyderm's packin'!

[CoffmanStarter]

OK ... So the Pilots Notes say that intentional spinning is Not Permitted under any circumstances ... But should an unintentional spin be encounter recovery my prolonged given excessive 'Ear Flutter' and 'Flailing Trunk'

[CoffmanStarter]

Very impressive Nutty and Buster ... But I can breathe through mine

[Buster Hyman]

Hoskins laughed at Smithers on the Dorsal gun...until he realised he'd been designated as the tail gunner...

[Boudreaux Bob]

Seeing those wrinkled Legs and large saggy belly reminded Buster of some of his Conquests over the Years!

[Danny42C]

Nellie: "I don't mind the 'ankus' so much, but this is really overkill !"


(Ankuses or should it be anki ?)


Fig. 6. Antique steel hook used by elephant riders




(Genuine question: what is that weapon - a Maxim ?)

[squeaker]

"All well and good, corporal, but it is rather vulnerable to a bayonet attack from the rear"

"Jumbo, deploy counter measures!"

[Dan Gerous]

You think this is cool, wait till you see the chem-trail dispenser.

[cattletruck]

Q. How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A. Cancel his credit card.

[racedo]

Smithers had Coventional and Bio Weapon all in one.
Ammunition out, just turn Ellie around, uncork trunk and let last nights Currys Beer and Raisin wipe out the charging hordes.