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"I TOLD you we couldn't fit through that gap, Hoskins! Now look what you've done, how will we get rid of it?"
"Well, how about we scrape it off on the Tower Bridge?"
"Well, how about we scrape it off on the Tower Bridge?"
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Ascend Charlie,
Had these ready in magazine, really not plagiarism, AC, I assure you - but I would ask WeeJeem to disregard first and third in his choice. Better fire this lot off in case it happens again !
"No - it won't go through the Panama Canal !"
"What happens if we roll over, Sir ?"........"There'll be one hell of a Tsunami for a start, Hoskins !"
"No use Cap'n, we'll have to go round by the Cape"....."Why, is it too big to go through the Canal ?....."No, Cap'n - it's too big to go through the Straits of Gibraltar !"
"Where have Gormley's Iron Men gone from Crosby Beach ?"......"They saw this coming out of the Mersey and scarpered !"
"How are they going to get it off, Sir ?".........."Levitation, Hoskins !"
"When we've delivered this, chaps, we're going out to NZ to piggy-back some destroyer that the Navy drove on to a rock which Cap'n Cook put on the charts two hundred years ago !"
"When will we reach the Point of No Return, Navigator ?"......."When we cast off, Cap'n !"
Had these ready in magazine, really not plagiarism, AC, I assure you - but I would ask WeeJeem to disregard first and third in his choice. Better fire this lot off in case it happens again !
"No - it won't go through the Panama Canal !"
"What happens if we roll over, Sir ?"........"There'll be one hell of a Tsunami for a start, Hoskins !"
"No use Cap'n, we'll have to go round by the Cape"....."Why, is it too big to go through the Canal ?....."No, Cap'n - it's too big to go through the Straits of Gibraltar !"
"Where have Gormley's Iron Men gone from Crosby Beach ?"......"They saw this coming out of the Mersey and scarpered !"
"How are they going to get it off, Sir ?".........."Levitation, Hoskins !"
"When we've delivered this, chaps, we're going out to NZ to piggy-back some destroyer that the Navy drove on to a rock which Cap'n Cook put on the charts two hundred years ago !"
"When will we reach the Point of No Return, Navigator ?"......."When we cast off, Cap'n !"
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
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And, as The X-Band Self-Propelled Semi-Submersible Of Time sets sail on The Ebb Tide Of Fate in its lonely search of the oceans for a mate, it's my pleasure to announce the witty winners...
pasta takes 3rd place with
Hempy's in 2nd place with
and andytug takes line honours with
Well done, andytug, you have the con
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