Ascend Charlie,
Had these ready in magazine, really not plagiarism, AC, I assure you - but I would ask WeeJeem to disregard first and third in his choice. Better fire this lot off in case it happens again !
"No - it won't go through the Panama Canal !"
"What happens if we roll over, Sir ?"........"There'll be one hell of a Tsunami for a start, Hoskins !"
"No use Cap'n, we'll have to go round by the Cape"....."Why, is it too big to go through the Canal ?....."No, Cap'n - it's too big to go through the Straits of Gibraltar !"
"Where have Gormley's Iron Men gone from Crosby Beach ?"......"They saw this coming out of the Mersey and scarpered !"
"How are they going to get it off, Sir ?".........."Levitation, Hoskins !"
"When we've delivered this, chaps, we're going out to NZ to piggy-back some destroyer that the Navy drove on to a rock which Cap'n Cook put on the charts two hundred years ago !"
"When will we reach the Point of No Return, Navigator ?"......."When we cast off, Cap'n !"