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Old 25th Jul 2016, 09:42
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Amazon delivers the BFG his breakfast egg and cup.
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Old 25th Jul 2016, 09:47
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Dockwise took the precaution of fitting parking sensors to its ships for their first female captain.....
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Old 25th Jul 2016, 10:05
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Looks about as stable as that Cruise liner we're booked on !
 
Old 25th Jul 2016, 10:07
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"Quick ! - get that thing to sea before it hatches !"
 
Old 25th Jul 2016, 10:14
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"Never mind, Captain Union Jack is on the bridge - we're in safe hands !"
 
Old 25th Jul 2016, 10:26
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"Can you see it, too. Number One ? What was in that grog ration you doled out today, Bo'sun ?"

EDIT: (men in white coats come to collect Danny, as he can see it, too !)

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Old 25th Jul 2016, 11:52
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Old 25th Jul 2016, 11:55
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..and still, none of the English batsmen came close to hitting it..
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Old 25th Jul 2016, 12:45
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There were some serious concerns about the new Love Boat...
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Old 25th Jul 2016, 12:45
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It started out as a boil on my bum!
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Old 25th Jul 2016, 12:46
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...once we have worked out how to minimise the size, I'm sure our new Naval Stealth technology will be a winner...
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Old 25th Jul 2016, 12:48
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a Dock.
Humpty Dumpty had a big ****
All the Kings horses & all the Kings men
Joined the Navy...
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Old 25th Jul 2016, 12:50
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The ingenious solution to the Space X reusable rocket system was to make the platform portable
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Old 25th Jul 2016, 13:02
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The first of BAe Systems new radar fitouts for the navalised F-35 is delivered, although the company warned that there may have to be capability downgrades if the airframe constraints "unjustifiably" insisted upon by the service are to be complied with.
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Old 25th Jul 2016, 13:36
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"Full speed ahead, battle stations - here comes its Mum!"
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Old 25th Jul 2016, 13:40
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"It started out as a Bouncy Castle - then things, sort of, got out of hand - and Elf 'n Pastry wouldn't wear it !"
 
Old 25th Jul 2016, 13:46
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(Inspired by Shy Torque):

"Its Mum was carrying it when she saw the Taj Mahal for the first time !"

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Old 25th Jul 2016, 13:51
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"The engines canna tak' it, Cap'n !"
 
Old 25th Jul 2016, 13:55
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"Bit of a handful in a seaway, I would think, Carruthers - have lifejackets issued all round !"
 
Old 25th Jul 2016, 13:57
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