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Old 6th Jul 2016, 12:55
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Last photo before the Horse Guards Mess Cooks misunderstood the OC telling them to "Curry" the Goat.
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Old 6th Jul 2016, 13:53
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You know, I always thought that 'being led up the garden path' was just a figure of speech!
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Old 6th Jul 2016, 13:54
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"Well Sarge, at least you're not alone... there are now two horny old goats with the clap in this photo!"
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Old 6th Jul 2016, 16:08
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"Listen, you ! It'a fair cop ! You'd better come quietly !"
 
Old 6th Jul 2016, 16:48
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Famous Last Words.

THIS IS NOT A CAPTION

..It wasn't the greatest of jobs, but it sure beat the old "Say ... what's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?" routine..
The penny has just dropped, and the meaning of WeeJeem's #36550 has suddenly come to mind (better late than never !). Same thing as "Why's the cloud gone green ?

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Old 6th Jul 2016, 17:20
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Danny, I take it that you never came across the works of the late great Gary Larson!

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Old 6th Jul 2016, 17:54
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Hempy,

Not until now ! Will have a look - thanks !
 
Old 7th Jul 2016, 16:09
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No entries for nearly a day....I'll have a judge later tonight.
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Old 7th Jul 2016, 17:16
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You may be under the sign of Capricorn - but if I have any more trouble from you, I'll tell you your horoscope - you'll meet a nice Gurkha with a sharp kukri !
 
Old 7th Jul 2016, 18:49
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Cry Havoc and let roll the goats of war!


This is the result of the Yorkshire jury....




3rd place.... we all love the Dark Side.

Wee Jeem: It wasn't the greatest of jobs, but it sure beat the old "Say ... what's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?" routine.
2nd Place.... Can't beat a good pun.
Nutloose: Due to budget cuts, the Guards practice the new Bleating the Retreat parade.
1st Place.... best fairy tale since the Brexit campaign..
WEE Jeem again: "It's a trip-trap, trip-trap!"
Thanks Chaps!
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Old 7th Jul 2016, 18:53
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Well done again, WEE Jeem
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Old 7th Jul 2016, 19:05
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The best man won !
 
Old 7th Jul 2016, 19:57
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Yep ... Well done WEE J
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 07:33
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Originally Posted by CoffmanStarter View Post
Yep ... Well done WEE J
Thanks kindly, all - new pic coming shortly

Let's see what this brings


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Old 8th Jul 2016, 09:46
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Ken 'Ratty' Badger, director of Channel 4's 'The Wind in the Willows', wonders whether CGI might have been a better choice for his modern interpretation of: "The motor-car went Poop-poop-poop, As it raced along the road. Who was it steered it into a pond? Ingenious Mr. Toad!”
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 09:49
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The pilot said the emergency was no great problem as the aircraft was fitted with a Water-RAT.
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 10:02
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"Beware of prop wash..."
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 10:05
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Wet plugs, that's the why it wont start.
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 10:06
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Paddy found his new Sea Plane strip was surprisingly short, but amazingly wide.
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 10:14
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