Caption competition

[oli,_the_original]

RETDPI, thats very forward of you

[airborne_artist]

Some great lines here guys.

Drawing a healthy guffaw were:

ShyTorque "These are only plastic, you know...." "Yes, so are ours..."

Talking Radalt oh look, nine tits all in a row.

and

WPH 'Have you got the Breitling in shot?'

but tonight's winner, and the Ppruner who will set the next challenge is:

oli,_the_original with:

After discovering everyone hated the movers, the command decided that it would be best to replace them with beautiful women, so that if they did break anything, the pilots wouldn't care.

[oli,_the_original]

I would just like to thank all of the people out there who made this possible:

Me, BT (Thanx for the internet man!), My Mum and Dad (U've always been there for me!), My Producuction Team, and most of all Frank for letting me talk to you

Picture to follow soon, as i am trawling for something as you read this.

[oli,_the_original]

Attempt 2




Yay! It worked, finally

Have fun,

Oli

[cornish-stormrider]

so I give this to the Iranians, have a two week holiday and come home and sell my story for a fortune.......

Great, where do I sign.


OR


The aprentices were a great sucess in the RAF Regt and the treasury was pleased as they were paid in Jelly Babies.

OR

The civilianising of gate guard was having trouble recruiting the right calibe candidates

[Lafyar Cokov]

After the PC brigade banned toy guns from school, Junior came up with the obvious solution.

[6Z3]

Yer, swopped it for my IPOD

[c-bert]

"....then you check the chamber using your finger like so, or the point of a round for the babies out there..."

[Hill Walker]

Vibro out of limits?

Not an entry to the competition, just an observation. Anyone else concerned about the positioning of the helo blades on the t-shirt?

HW

Hat/coat etc

[sharmine]

and thats how it goes together

Army weapons expert wins reassembling the gun competion in 4.5 seconds.

Sharmine

[clicker]

"What was that poem again dad?"
"This for fighting, this is for fun, this is my weapon, this is my gun."
"Then whats a gun dad?"

[airborne_artist]

"Is that why they call them small arms, then Dad?"

[WPH]

'Sun Exclusive: Conduct Arth-ter Capture.

After 2 weeks leave, Arthur Batchelor is immediately put on conduct after capture training'

[Fluffy Bunny]

..... and now direct to Afghanistan to the BBC's expert war correspondant.

[XV277]

"Why do I have to go to Iraq if Mum's gone to Iceland?"

[c-bert]

42 Commando were disappointed when their new Minimis arrived.....

[seekayess]

Aaah! I spot a target!! Is that Tony and his cabinet sneaking over the hedge?

[MostlyHarmless]

"Look, Mummy! Broken!"

[Almost_done]

Elmer was all excited when he heard that it was 'open season' on the Brown(e).

[PICKS135]

Seen It
Threw A Tantrum
Got !!



This'll teach you to be slow in changing my Nappy