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Old 16th Mar 2016, 02:43
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"This is no good, Corp - they'd do better with a kedge anchor !"
 
Old 16th Mar 2016, 02:47
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"Let's give it to 'War on Want' !"
 
Old 16th Mar 2016, 02:52
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andytug,

"I'd have you know that mine could fit in the aeroplane !"

Danny.
 
Old 16th Mar 2016, 03:04
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"Was an old fella in the pub last night, said once at Valley a Spit flew in, chap had to be lifted out the cockpit 'cos he'd a couple of 15 inch brake drums lashed to him !

Bloody yarn ! - the old boy was only angling for another pint, anyway"


(this is getting out of hand, mea culpa, no more I promise - let's get back to the Captions)

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Old 16th Mar 2016, 05:49
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How are we going to put the FO's pay packet in there as well?
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Old 16th Mar 2016, 08:31
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A young Michael Shumacher (left) loads his prize money incognito to avoid detection by the Inland Revenue
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Old 16th Mar 2016, 08:37
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"It might go in if we turn it on edge, Corporal !"
 
Old 16th Mar 2016, 09:29
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"What part of 'You can't put a Quart in a Pint Pot' don't you understand ?"
 
Old 16th Mar 2016, 09:36
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"Who did the Inches/Centimeters conversion sum when this lot was packed ?"
 
Old 16th Mar 2016, 09:57
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It's no good Corp's, it used to fit before the compartment filled up with illegal migrants.
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Old 16th Mar 2016, 11:20
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Is the Loadmaster sure it'll trim now?
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Old 16th Mar 2016, 11:32
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"I can't wait to see their faces [giggle] when they pull the brake chute lever and it deploys the streamer with My other car is a Victor on it!"
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Old 16th Mar 2016, 11:47
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Tech1: So where did you find a spare chute?
Tech2: I didn't I made one up out of the crews bedsheets.
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Old 16th Mar 2016, 12:10
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...and during the flypast, they'll deploy this banner which reads; "Wenger out!"
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Old 16th Mar 2016, 12:59
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"...and I wanna see perfect hospital corners from you."
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Old 16th Mar 2016, 16:33
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SOP on the 'Vulcan', Captain ... If you're 'Borg'ing' down the runway, experience a bit of 'Tribble' and want to abort and 'Klingon' to the Tarmac ... pop the chute and you come to a 'Romulan' halt ... but it's a bit of a 'Trek' back to dispersal


Top that Wensley old chap

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Old 16th Mar 2016, 17:45
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Keep your hair on Coff!!


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Old 16th Mar 2016, 18:03
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We asked for a Vulcan cloaking device, and the MOD sent....a large cloak.
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Old 16th Mar 2016, 19:13
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Old 16th Mar 2016, 20:46
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Some you win - and some Sulu's.
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