In reverse order....
Third prize goes to Mike Jenvey with a very topical
"The sales pitch for the "RAF Casual Clothing Collection" was a little
too direct
........"
Second prize made me spit my coffee and extra points for the exceptionally fast response within 2 minutes of posting the picture from ProfessionalStudent:
"Pte Bonehead explains how he got white stuff over his face..."
But first prize goes to the late entry from eagle-eyed Lafyar Cokov, who lived up to his username with:
"Man caught masturbating in back room while mildly humorous photograph of military personnel in clown outfits is taken in foreground."
Lafyar Cokov congratulations, you have control.