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Old 23rd Jan 2016, 08:59
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Base turned out as requested to welcome Staish's new wife....
Would arrive in red van they said.
Wearing a wool coat they said.
Grew up abroad they said.
Red Van turned up and we did as told.......... nobody said she arrived 5 minutes later by taxis.
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New boss, same as old boss, no bleating out of you how bad it was.
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Old 23rd Jan 2016, 09:02
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SQ thought he was really smart, he told old lady with the black cat and broom outside, what to do when she complained about flying over her house.
I just laughed at others saying she was a witch.
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Flossie marched on parade with a skip in her step when she discovered that she was on a higher pay band than a WSOp.
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The SNP were embarrassed once more when they discovered that the event called out for a guard of honour at Loch Ewe.....
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Old 23rd Jan 2016, 09:19
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"Luncheon is served."
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On being told that CDS would have to ride on royal parades, Sir Stuart found difficulty in finding a mount suitable for one of his stature....
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Bloody Germans, they'll stick their towels anywhere.
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Old 23rd Jan 2016, 12:13
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The latest MRE (Mutton/Recreational/Eating.)

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The front rank lengthened their stride when they realised that this was the prettiest one.
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'Lieutenant, pictures of the Regimental Mascot must always be displayed mounted' ... 'Be my guest Colonel, I'll get my camera'
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As an aside, reminds me of an incident on an SOs NBC course at Winterbourne Gunner. Cue nerve agent film, goat twitches and falls dead. Half Colonel in back row to CO of some Welsh regiment sitting in front of him "Your regimental goat I think". Result - fisticuffs in the rear of the cinema
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Oi ewe there ... get your hair cut !
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Old 23rd Jan 2016, 13:21
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Remind me again where one wears one's aircrew brevet on a woolly jumper
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Bleeting the retreat was never the same again
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Sheep ... 'My last posting was Ramstein'


Groan ... I'll collect my hat and coat and aim for the door ...
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Staish's Match.dot.com profile sought someone who like the outdoors and walking in the hills, with an open field relationship.
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"Military Intelligence's" job referral program had a job description that required a new recruit who was outstanding in their own field.
Private Bloggs figured he would get the reward as he allowed the new recruit to walk forward.

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"My, hasn't Larry the Lamb grown !"
 
Old 23rd Jan 2016, 20:34
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Shaun was getting a bit worried when he heard that Irish Stew was on the Cookhouse menu next week !
 
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