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Old 8th Jan 2016, 18:49
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On your last mission, Commander Bond, Q Branch issued you with Little Nellie ... Now meet Big Gretta
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Old 8th Jan 2016, 18:52
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No prizes for guessing what he's controlling the cyclic with
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Old 8th Jan 2016, 18:53
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Don't ask me - but I can see it will have limitations as a troop transporter!
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Old 8th Jan 2016, 19:55
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SACW Bloggs couldn't understand why all those pilot chappys were so irate. Don't they know she needed to get the nail varnish dried for her date.
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Old 8th Jan 2016, 20:06
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North Korea demonstrates its new delivery system for their latest hydrogen bomb.
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Old 8th Jan 2016, 20:10
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Now we know where Little Tikes got their design idea for their 'sit-on-and-ride' toy helicopter
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Old 8th Jan 2016, 20:39
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I told you, they forgot the windows.

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Just move your hands to control pitch and yaw

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Landing the tail gunner's escape module was definitely hands off.
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Old 8th Jan 2016, 20:54
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What do you mean 'avoid curve'
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Old 8th Jan 2016, 21:39
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Give the Marines a Helicopter and they still give you the Amphibious Salute!
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Old 8th Jan 2016, 21:41
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The latest DARPA Wireless Flight Control Concept....derived from a Child's Beanie Hat!
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Old 8th Jan 2016, 22:16
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"Look Ma! No wings!"
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Old 8th Jan 2016, 22:32
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Hoskins was about to learn the hard way that singing along to YMCA in a chopper is a bad idea...
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Old 8th Jan 2016, 22:33
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I don't think he fully grasps what "Glide Slope" means.

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Old 8th Jan 2016, 22:34
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No wings? No pylons? No worries!
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Old 8th Jan 2016, 23:03
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From: Advertising Standards Authority

Dear Sir,

You complained that the item in question is neither a Jet nor a Jeep.

We agree; however, the writing is too small to be considered an advertisement.


Yours etc,
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Old 9th Jan 2016, 00:00
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Help, help, with all this new fangled automation, my manual skills have completely perished and now I've gone and forgotten which one is the "Land" button!

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Old 9th Jan 2016, 00:28
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"No, Mr Bond, we expect you to fly the thing !"


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Serious Question:
(What is propelling it ? D.)

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Old 9th Jan 2016, 00:35
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"...and I know that my heart will go on-ooonnnn..."
Cut it out Hoskins and no, I will not be calling you Rose from now on!
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Old 9th Jan 2016, 00:41
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Danny, I can only assume that he's sat on the engine and what you see going through the bulkhead above & behind him is the prop-shaft.

I'll no doubt be corrected if wrong!

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Old 9th Jan 2016, 05:32
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Danny, PingDit ...

The XH-26 Jet Jeep had two pulse jet engines attached to the rotor tips

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Br2vbFNGYBc

More here ...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amer...XH-26_Jet_Jeep

Hope that's OK with you Sammy
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