Ok, told you it needed to be a quick one. (Nutty knows all about those....)
3rd...JavelinBoy's
The arrest squad set off in hot pursuit of Tonya Harding
2nd, Wensleydales
More accusations of cheating at the Winter Olympics emerge as a member of the Russian team is thought to have used a machine gun rather than a rifle in the biathlon relay.
And our last winner for 2016....WeeJeem!!! (possibly a first win I think) with
"Oh, quit bitching! At least they haven't invented Lycra yet..."
All the best for 2016 Captioneers!!!!!