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Old 28th Dec 2015, 03:10
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"These hire skates are no verdanmt good !"
 
Old 28th Dec 2015, 09:14
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Little did they know they were skating on thin ice
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 09:19
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The arrest squad set off in hot pursuit of Tonya Harding

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Old 28th Dec 2015, 10:26
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Torvill and Dean begin their ice drance routine at the 1939 Potsdam Open Championships ...
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 10:29
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Early trials of the Maxaret braking system for the Gnat jet trainer appear to be going well ...
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 10:36
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Putin's bodyguard trains for his next appearance in an ice hockey match.
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 10:55
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Get those figures straight you two, or I'll shoot you!
Oh, dear. Grab my hand, quick!
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 11:07
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It was a close-run Finnish.


[well, it's probably Dutch, but that's even less amusing]
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 11:09
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... or ...

To add to the problems in Carlisle, the temperature dropped rapidly overnight and the troops had additional difficulties maintaining Law and Order.
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 11:52
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More accusations of cheating at the Winter Olympics emerge as a member of the Russian team is thought to have used a machine gun rather than a rifle in the biathlon relay.
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 12:28
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Bashing the Square just was never the same after the Sgt.Major misunderstood his instruction to be a bit more inventive in the way he ordered troops about.
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 15:31
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 17:05
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Nutty and Buster join hands in yet another scheme to win a CapCom.
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 19:02
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 19:28
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The first practice for 'The New Master-Race' was going well.
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 20:56
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That starting gun scared the sh*t out of me.
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 22:01
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 22:14
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Now, Private Bloggsenen, when the seal comes up for a pea, you shoot him in the ice hole.
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Old 29th Dec 2015, 04:48
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Old 29th Dec 2015, 06:33
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A sudden cold snap hits the soldiers helping out in York......
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