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Old 20th Sep 2015, 08:57
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Smuggler Air - We'll get you there, one way or another.
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Old 20th Sep 2015, 09:01
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After the Vegas incident, BA treats engine failures with the "fix it on the spot!" approach....
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Old 20th Sep 2015, 13:20
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Pilot to base: No there are no Klingons on the starboard bow.
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Old 20th Sep 2015, 17:37
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The secret of Ryanair's ultra cheap economy fares was hidden in the small print.
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Old 20th Sep 2015, 20:36
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Hoskins realised the true meaning of "Hanging on the skyhooks" !
 
Old 20th Sep 2015, 21:42
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Keep them coming ....decision later today Aus time.

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Old 20th Sep 2015, 23:32
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Oh good. He's stopped the engine - I was a bit worried I'd be out of sync.
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Old 21st Sep 2015, 01:06
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"Well, there was a fire alarm, so we all assembled outside the building as instructed......"
 
Old 21st Sep 2015, 01:53
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I say Hoskins. Put a comment in the log complimenting the engineering chaps for a sterling job on those wiper blades!
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Old 21st Sep 2015, 04:58
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"How d'you expect me to 'walk the prop' when I can't get my feet on the ground ?"
 
Old 21st Sep 2015, 05:36
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Investors react badly when they realised they were actually on the new Concorde...
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Old 21st Sep 2015, 05:41
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RAF 2020 - We have more wing commanders that Pilots...
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Old 21st Sep 2015, 05:48
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"Pass right down the Car please ! Plenty of room inside !"
 
Old 21st Sep 2015, 06:21
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Well, I think we can guardedly say the static trials are a success - time to start 'er up and see if this 'interrupter gear' idea works at full RPM ... you first, Hoskins!
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Old 21st Sep 2015, 06:38
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"No, I'm sorry, you've boarded the wrong flight. This is not a Beech Staggerwing."
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Old 21st Sep 2015, 09:52
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Without further ado, he was in early, and it was the one to beat (and topical to boot!)

SATCOS WHIPPING BOY with

"The Welsh Rugby team make their way home from the World Cup early. Their prop-forward misunderstood his role......AGAIN, and the rest of the team's scrum on the left wing just caused chaos."

Well done, and take it away!
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Old 21st Sep 2015, 12:08
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Well played SATCO
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Old 21st Sep 2015, 18:47
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Thank you chaps. Give me about 5 minutes and I'll have a picture for you.

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Old 21st Sep 2015, 19:03
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Over to you.
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Old 21st Sep 2015, 19:07
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That plane's a real dog...
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