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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 10:13
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After painting the backs of sofas didn't work out, Adolf achieved meteoric success as a double-glazing salesman and figured World Dictatorship was the next logical step*. The rest is history......



*Be warned, all double-glazing salesmen think like this.
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 10:20
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Hauptmann Eric Von Dongdropper couldn't quite cope with the rapidly rotating shaft next to him ... anyway ... enough about the Nav
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 10:41
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Warning placard in cockpit = "May containing flashing images".
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 10:54
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Look ... I just had to open the window and turn the fan on ... Hermann here has just [email protected]
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 11:51
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If Microsoft designed aircraft......
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 12:14
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Sorry Fritz, there's been a take-off delay and all the shade-trees are taken.
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 12:28
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The Heinkel "Peacemaker" was the first unarmed fighter bomber. Because people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones....
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 12:28
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And Everest now do wooden framed windows as well.
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 12:40
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Latest offer from Heinkel: "Buy One - Get One Free".
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 12:50
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Who knew that Airfix cut away models were actually based on real aircraft?
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 12:51
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I tried stained glass and leaded glass, but the best option turned out to be just 'plane glass.'

P1
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 13:10
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Ze piloten ver complaining zat zey could not see ze enemy. Now zey can not use zis excuse.
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 13:22
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"...und vor an extra 3,000 Reichmarks you can haff ze cabriolet version".
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 13:53
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Shutup, Heinz!
If Uncle Ernie said zis is the way to go, then that's it.
... and stop playing with ze windscreen wipers.
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 13:58
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"Ve vill sell it to ze Britishers, zer Airforce ist used to getting shafted in und cockpit"
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 13:59
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"Ze damned Green party insisted on ze pedal power"
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 14:01
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"And below zer seat you vill find zer pooper scooper"
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 14:10
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The salesman said that we'll never get built out of the view...
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 14:11
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Goering's always complaining that he can't see without his glasses...well, this'll fix him!
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 14:13
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Amelia Earhart said she was going to break the glass ceiling...which gave the designer a minor heart attack!
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