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Old 22nd Mar 2015, 17:18
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Old 22nd Mar 2015, 17:21
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"What happened to Buster ? Well, I sort of tripped up and fell on top of him. He's out of Intensive Care now".

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Old 22nd Mar 2015, 17:24
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"Perhaps I'd be better doing the Clog Dance in "La Fille mal gardée" ?
 
Old 22nd Mar 2015, 17:58
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Pretty maybe, but clearly the fairy took sugar plums too seriously.
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Old 22nd Mar 2015, 18:10
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"....O, that this tu tu solid flesh would melt...."
 
Old 22nd Mar 2015, 18:32
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The fairies were the first to get the new 'trade' RAF uniforms that didn't need badges.
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Old 22nd Mar 2015, 18:38
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"BMI over 25 is overweight. Over 30 it's obese. This is overkill !"
 
Old 22nd Mar 2015, 22:44
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Old 22nd Mar 2015, 22:46
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"There's no substitute for cubic inches !"


EDIT:

(ShyTorque, You said: "I aim to judge this on Sunday evening; it won't be easy".)

I can't think of any more. Please put us out of our misery ! We can take it !

D.

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Old 22nd Mar 2015, 23:56
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Lots of excellent captions for this one but (and only just in time) here you go, lads!

In.... three:

Nutloose:
Only the prettiest WRAF's were excepted into the RAF's elite ballet corp.
In a very close... two:

Squeaker:
No lad, Sergeant has a bit of a stutter. He said "wear your number twos".
And (this week's star prize is dancing lessons) in the number one spot:

Traffic Is Er Was with:

While other members of the Escape Committee had been busy converting Red Cross blankets into suits and greatcoats, Fotherington had rather let the side down.
Well done! Please do your worst, Traffic.
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 03:49
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Thanks awfully. Here goes then:

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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 04:01
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It flies like a dog, but my tomatoes grow a treat in here!
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 04:09
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"Honest, mein Hauptmann, it came out of the factory standard, but Kapitan Georg Wenzeslaus von Knobelsdorff (*) in the engineering shop thought it needed a bit of work."

* a real German architect, so I'm informed by das internet
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 04:49
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It's the latest design in Glass Cockpits...honest!
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 07:40
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I'm not certain ... do you thinks Blinds would be better than Curtains
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 09:06
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The Green Party shows off its replacement for the F35 - to be insisted upon if they hold the balance of power after the General Election. The aircraft is solar and wind powered and features triple glazing.
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 09:06
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Heinkel had removed the wipers on the Mk2, due to C of G issues.

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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 09:08
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If "Everest" did aeroplanes.

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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 09:10
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 09:11
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Bloggs ... when I asked you to re-role your aircraft for 'window' ops ... not quite what I had in mind
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