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Old 13th Mar 2015, 11:26
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Go on...bring that glove a little closer. Missile lock my arse!
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Old 13th Mar 2015, 11:27
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The Ground Engineers assured Snoopy that the Red Baron's days were numbered...

(I think I used that last time...)
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Old 13th Mar 2015, 11:37
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MOD came up with a novel way to raise the average IQ of fast jet pilots.

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Old 13th Mar 2015, 11:45
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I don't care what the Aircrew Selection Centre said, you're not intelligent enough to fly in the back seat... that's reserved for monkeys. Just be thankful you've been selected for pilot training.
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Old 13th Mar 2015, 11:59
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"Better Dead than Red, that's what I say, though that damned Setter I took out didn't agree"
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Old 13th Mar 2015, 13:23
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The plan to replace the pilot overlooked the problem of the catificial horizon.
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Old 13th Mar 2015, 13:25
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Now when the Tomcat banks left . . .
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Old 13th Mar 2015, 14:16
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Old 13th Mar 2015, 14:40
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Briefing for the eight point roll over.
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Old 13th Mar 2015, 14:42
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Training begins for the Paralympic blind air-race team.
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Old 13th Mar 2015, 14:51
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"He's very protective of his Bone-dome"


Yes ... I know ... I can't play ...
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Old 13th Mar 2015, 15:04
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Did you say he had a problem with nits, or gnats?
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Old 13th Mar 2015, 15:55
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Paws one, two then pull hard
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Old 13th Mar 2015, 16:19
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"Whippet the cover off and give my Vizsla a polish there's a good chap"


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Old 13th Mar 2015, 16:39
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"And if you hear 'bogies' six o'clock' , it will probably be a
pack of blasted borzois. In which case your only chance will
be to outrun the blighters."

"I know, I know, you liked the lurks and perks of being
squadron mascot, but if you want to be top dog you've got
to forget all that."

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Old 13th Mar 2015, 20:43
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Dog fights? I Winalot.
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Old 13th Mar 2015, 21:16
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Calm down old boy. When I said you were being chopped, I meant from fast jets.
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Old 13th Mar 2015, 21:26
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"Great sortie Rex. Wanna join us in the Officers mess?"
"No thanks. Might just grab a can of Alpo, lick my balls, and have an early night."
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Old 13th Mar 2015, 21:28
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Old 13th Mar 2015, 21:38
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