Caption competition
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"It's for the Army gay rights parade float"
"It's a bit limp isn't it"
"precisely"
"It's a bit limp isn't it"
"precisely"
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IKEA won the MBT competition..
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"Ok so it's cost £1billion, is over budget and late, but do you not think the new BAe stealth tank contract has lost something in its development.?"
"Ahhh you mean it's operation capacity, well, we have thought about that and are working with the MOD to issue a new £5billion contract to address those failings"
"Ahhh you mean it's operation capacity, well, we have thought about that and are working with the MOD to issue a new £5billion contract to address those failings"
Avoid imitations
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It'll be OK once we give it a wipe down with oil of Viagra... 
I got PVR'd out so I know exactly how it feels.
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Yes, we did call it Buster, because it has potential. Our last one, the Nutty, only had a .50 Cal on it...
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Quick, ask Nutty if we can borrow his 'Swedish' pump?
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Quick, ask Nutty if we can borrow his 'Swedish' pump?
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"Cameron's ordered 100, they're dirt cheap and they say they have found a way to manipulate the figures so they show up on the British Armies strength."
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Tommy the Tank was left feeling rather deflated after the latest round of defence cuts. The Fat Commander had told him he will spend the rest of his days on a concrete plinth outside Tidworth barracks
