Another fantastic crop of captions...... unfortunately there can only be one winner.........
however in third place:
BEagle's: "OK, OK, I'll wear the cabbage kit if you insist, Uncle Pervy. But when do I get to see the gladiator movies?"
Second Prize Goes to:
Faithless; "RAF Police finally recruit personnel with a grown up attitude!"
and (for phrasing a similar sentiment slightly better than FormerFlake's Moss Side caption).....
The Winner is:
VitaminGee for:
"Mummy, since we've moved to Glasgow I've hated the school uniform."
Over to you.............