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Old 10th Nov 2006, 06:57
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1) I thought that the organ grinder was supposed to send his monkey!

2) "What, you don't use wings? Bet you wish you had after that 5g turn!"
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Old 10th Nov 2006, 07:52
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How's about:

1. Watch it girls, it may go off in his hands!

2. I'm still not sure about the colour and there's no where to store my lippy, god this helmet messes up my hair, anybody fancy a hot chocolate?
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Old 10th Nov 2006, 10:10
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1. Well Osama, I did warn EWE that ewe shouldn't make such a big deal about being the black sheep of the family.

2. Tee Hee, I'm amazed how easily the Clothing Committee accepted your argument that lacy french knickers would offer better g-loc protection - that decision's going to chafe some people!

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Old 10th Nov 2006, 10:21
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1. He's found the steering wheel - dont show him where we hid the rest !

2. Why do they always moan when you leave the seat fully forward and the tank empty.

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Old 10th Nov 2006, 10:48
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Main pic..
Dammit..... when I signed up for the suicide bomb squad, I didn't know I would come back as a sheep..... and as for these 60 virgins!!!

Tie breaker....

I just found out why it's called a joystick
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Old 10th Nov 2006, 13:46
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"Fifty quid, or the collie gets it."

and

"...so I've cancelled the FHM subscription, put up the fluffy kittens calendar and sprayed the crewroom with Febreeze. How long do you reckon before we get rid of the rest of them?"
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Old 10th Nov 2006, 14:15
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"Braaaaaaaace yerself, Dolly"

and

"Tell me girls, when we're flying, does the cockpit become a box-office?"
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Old 10th Nov 2006, 14:38
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Picture 1 "Don't worry girls he ain't from Wales"

Picture 2 "No I am not an Airplane Blonde"
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Old 10th Nov 2006, 14:59
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1) Don't worry chaps, once he's finished counting us he'll be well off to sleep, then we'll shear him and knit his body hair into clotes for the irony.

2) Was it just me, or are you girls finding flying more difficult since we glued our hands to our shoulders?
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Old 10th Nov 2006, 16:44
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Originally Posted by Pilot Pacifier
2) "What, you don't use wings? Bet you wish you had after that 5g turn!"
I didn't get this until Mrs PN exited stage left ROFLOL.
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Old 10th Nov 2006, 21:48
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Captions

1. Ewe sama Bin Laden knew it would not be long before his followers would show their true colours

2. C'mon girls we did promise Captain O'Brian a Riverdance if we all parked up and applied the brakes correctly

Sorry thats it
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Old 11th Nov 2006, 07:53
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(Apply to which-ever caption you think relevent)

Ohh that was dangerous - thank goodness, here comes a man to show us what to do!
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Old 11th Nov 2006, 12:04
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The girls enjoy the walk, blisfully unaware that they are about to be chopped. (Capt 1 & 2)
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Old 11th Nov 2006, 13:13
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1st pic:

"Will you lot just quit following me?"

2nd pic:

"These "swap jobs with husband" days can be quite fun. Wonder how they're getting on with the laundry and kids?"
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Old 11th Nov 2006, 16:28
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[/QUOTE]

I don't know about you but my cell phone didn't work worth a **&% over the target...
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Old 11th Nov 2006, 18:54
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2) Oh God! did you see those awful curtains at that isolated farmhouse we flew by?
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Old 11th Nov 2006, 19:25
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1. After studying mythology OBL tries escaping past the Cyclops Antena

2. I wish they would paint the aircraft different colours to help us find the F15s.
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Old 11th Nov 2006, 19:57
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1. So he is walking towards us with a mine detector. Doesn't that mean we have just walked through a BANG

2. Yeah, no ****, I went vertical and he just went floppy.
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Old 11th Nov 2006, 20:11
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No entry from me, but this particular CC is the best yet. Outstanding contributions contributing to a very wet keyboard.

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Old 12th Nov 2006, 13:02
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E
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The truth now.. does this G-suit make my ass look big??
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