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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 08:47
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Good God Chief, what did you eat? that fart is still lingering even now.
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 09:00
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Well Boss we've cracked it ... we wind up the rotors to about 2100 RPM pour sugar down the intakes ... and Bob's you're Uncle enough candy floss for Families Day
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 10:03
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Soft and fluffy, it's Blackhawk down.
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 10:17
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Real pilots tuck their aircraft in at night.

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Well, that's the last time Rover pees on our choppers!

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Yeah, we should break through this fog bank any second now.
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 10:45
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"What does this button do?"
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 11:03
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Er its drop of foam per 10,000 gallons of water, not the other way round.
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 11:04
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New engineering boss said she would clean this place up, next would be some fluffy cushions and throw pillows.
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 11:06
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16th year old trainee on 1st day told not to take top of barrel, being a teenager anything forbidden has to be done.
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 11:07
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Pilot Snuggle had heard of low cloud but this was a bit ridiculous.
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 11:08
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"So Boss, what makes you think Jones is down there having a crafty fag in the back of one of the cabs?"
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 11:10
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The Squadron was dismayed to find out that under the private initiative programme they had been outsourced and would be rapidly absorbed into the Tampax training wings.
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 11:14
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You did say you wanted the cabs ready expresso Boss
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 11:34
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Captain Flack suspected the Trumpton Fire Brigade wouldn't get invited on too many more Exchange Visits.
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 11:36
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"Bloggs, I asked you to do a comp wash. What did you hear me say?"
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 11:38
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"..and when you've cleared the hangar, you are going to find a Mexican janitor with a very soggy cigarette"
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 11:59
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I honestly don't know what it is about that Pippa Middleton but...boy, oh boy...I need a cigarette.
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 12:07
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"Bollocks!"
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 12:10
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"When I said put the cabs to bed, I didn't mean for you to lay a fluffy duvet for them!"
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"Typical innit sarge, if I worked for the civvy public sector i'd be out on strike as the temps dropped to -5 indoors"
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Press conference for the DEA's largest ever drug bust goes horribly wrong when Blackhawks accidentally started.
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