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Old 24th Oct 2014, 22:59
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Lord Haw-Haw is reincarnated !

(may appeal to those of a certain age).
 
Old 24th Oct 2014, 23:04
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All right, nobody move! I've got a dragon and I'm not afraid to use it! I'm a donkey on the edge!
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Old 24th Oct 2014, 23:50
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He ate an onion for lunch, went on to be known as "The piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes".
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Old 25th Oct 2014, 00:28
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"That donkey must be female - there no bulge in the shorts"

"No, he's male..sort of. Anyway, how's your hotdog?"

"Chewy"

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Old 25th Oct 2014, 07:57
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"I hope they don't go into extra time - I have to give rides on the beach in an hour."
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Old 25th Oct 2014, 10:14
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Having got one of the cheerleaders pregnant, Buster had to find a way to get to the game without being recognised.
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Old 25th Oct 2014, 10:14
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Chairman of Joint Chief sits with the people he commands.
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Old 25th Oct 2014, 10:15
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Buster felt he may have overdone use of his Baldness cure........
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Old 25th Oct 2014, 10:23
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Relax ... It's only a Pantomime Horse ... "Oh no it isn't"


Well it's nearly that time of the year ...
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Old 25th Oct 2014, 18:56
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Buster was happy with his cheap date, at half time she went and munched on some turf.
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Old 25th Oct 2014, 18:57
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It wasn't that she looked like a Donkey that worried Buster so much as he had been out with worse, it was that she smelt like one that upset him.
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Old 25th Oct 2014, 19:11
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Donkey hoped Army would lose to Navy, he wanted to go home with a Sailor who promised an introduction to some sea men.
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Old 25th Oct 2014, 19:25
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Nutty just had to bleat the news on his Bull Horn....as Buster was feeling Mulely.



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Old 25th Oct 2014, 19:40
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Rocinante was feeling in the mood to tilt at some windmills !
 
Old 25th Oct 2014, 20:26
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The Shergar mystery is finally solved
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Old 25th Oct 2014, 20:28
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Can someone pass me a megaphone please?
I'm a little horse...
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Old 25th Oct 2014, 21:01
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Does my bum look big in this?
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Old 25th Oct 2014, 21:18
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Rocky XIV...
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Old 25th Oct 2014, 21:54
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"I might look stupid dressed in a donkey suit, but at least it fits, not like these cheap tracksuits!"

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"No, Madam, I'm not really pleased to see you - that's just the back end midget's big nose in my shorts!"
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Old 25th Oct 2014, 23:17
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"Right! Time to drag on the donkey! Attach its little aluminium ashtray, CQMS, please!"
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