Caption competition

[Party 7-Pack]

"No Sir, the IA Drill involves a forward assist on the other Cocking Handle!"

[Human Factor]

"Ah, that's where I left the magazine."

[Air-Geko]

Two seconds after they were engulfed in flames, Private Smithy realized that muzzle flash and last night's curry dinner were a bad combination.

[airborne_artist]

"Before leaving the range, ensure that there is nothing in the chamber" brought on a whole new meaning.

[Brian Dixon]

Highly commended are:

An Tellach with:

While you're down there .... ?

Talking Radalt with:

When Trooper Blogs volunteered for the butt party he assumed it'd be like every other occasion....sit in a sangar down range well out of the RSM's way with a butty box, flask of coffee, the makings of a few roll-ups and the latest FHM, whilst occasionally waving a Fig11 on a stick in the air.
This time was totally different though.

But the winner is:
WE Branch Fantastic with:

"Don't worry mate, I'm a crack shot"

Well done all. Lots of laughs, but now over to you WEBF.

Brian

[WE Branch Fanatic]

Good Grief!! This is the first time I've ever won any competition, except for a packet of some sort sweets I got for a Religous Education project when I was 14.....
I shall post a suitable pic shortly, when I work out how!!

[WE Branch Fanatic]

[brickhistory]

And thus did the 'Future Carrier' thread end........

[PICKS135]

Chiefs not annoyed, he just wants to know how sir did it

[FormerFlake]

The first test flight was only prevented buy a cone being sucked into the engine.

[SASless]

The US Navy's newest aircraft carrier, The USS William Jefferson (Bubba) Clinton
YF-279, unveiled prior to commissioning. In keeping with Clinton's support of the US Military, this vessel was selected by the Navy as its way of honoring the former President. A small spray of foam from the quart bottle of Schlitz Malt Liquor broken over the bow by Monica Lewinsky was seen as the vessel slid down the way.

[clicker]

OK, so SASLESS got himself and parking ticket. He will have to prove it was on the companies business before I agree to have it paid.


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No, it doesnt count as a perfect landing, he caught the 1st wire.


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The USN lost the interservice driving competition as they knocked over a cone in the reversing bay section.

[The Nr Fairy]

Yes boys, I know all about inter-squadron rivalry and "borrowing" things, but I think this time you've taken it a bit far.

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"Interesting short-field technique, sir !"

[Junglie]

"Yep and the clown had only got out of prison last week for landing that Concorde on the barge in New York!!"

[Not_a_boffin]

Yes, HMS Queen Elizabeth was small, and its airgroup was old, but it was still better than having Rafale.......

[ZH875]

At Last, Gordon Brown had reduced the size of both the Royal Navy and Royal Air Force , to one that he could afford, at minimum rent from Uncle George.

[SALAD DODGER]

Glad you put the cones out skipper, we wouldnt want any one to taxi into her!

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Female USN Pilot: " Does my bomb look big in this?"

[Spry]

OK chaps, whose turn is it to explain to the Wing Commander!

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Pilot to Navigator Are you sure this is the Aircraft Carrier?

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Now that the budget cuts had really started to kick in, a way had been found to reduce fuel costs on training missions

[1859sqn]

You'll have to budge up a bit - XH 558's landing next!!

[ShyTorque]

Skipper says if you ever do that reheat jape again while he's in the outside loo - you can bloomin' well swim back to the Nimmitz!