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Old 27th May 2014, 16:45
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No Glorious Leader it's not advisable to route your leg restraints through your jock strap for extra safety
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Old 27th May 2014, 16:49
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Not a bad approach, Supreme Leader, but regrettably we could not accept you as a real fighter pilot - you're just not arrogant enough
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Old 27th May 2014, 17:17
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My Uncle said that I should learn Dog Fighting!
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Old 28th May 2014, 01:38
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무슨 일이야?.........
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Old 28th May 2014, 02:43
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My Uncle said that I should learn Dog Fighting!
Perhaps, but with a grip like that, you'd make an excellent Coc...*thump*
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Old 28th May 2014, 07:44
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Yes glorious leader, we have greatly upgraded the Simulator to run Windows 3.1 and we are using the latest MS flight Sim V1.1.
...Now if you will just wait 15 minutes for the cassette to load we will begin!
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Old 28th May 2014, 07:48
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"I'm sorry, I've just come"

(with acknowledgments to The Fast Show)
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Old 28th May 2014, 20:53
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Yes you can take your dog with you or as Pilots call it ....................Lunch.
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Old 30th May 2014, 00:31
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Rescued from page two... Buster
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Old 30th May 2014, 02:21
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An example of the Oriental concept of Karma:

When you are Piece of Shyte, leader, you end up sitting in a Piece of Shyte airplane.
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Old 30th May 2014, 03:45
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Whispered in the background
"If he deviates towards Disneyland hit the self destruct button"
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Old 30th May 2014, 15:46
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Realising that Dear Leader was serious about his first solo, General Lee suddenly regretted playing with the superglue...
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Old 30th May 2014, 15:51
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I look like an overgrown schoolboy; I'm enjoying myself like a schoolboy, but I've trained myself to have a displeased expression on my face which strikes terror into all around me.
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Old 30th May 2014, 16:17
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Glorious Leader your tanker of Brylcreem has arrived ... shall I give your Bouffant a further hosing

Time we had a spot of judging me thinks
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Old 30th May 2014, 17:05
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"Who is that very fat bloke in the red tracksuit in my 7 o'clock? He has been following me round all day!"

I don't know, glorious leader but I think there's actually two of them in there and they're spies... Yes, don't look now, but the second one's just popped his head out to take photos for some crazy caption competition!"
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Old 30th May 2014, 23:01
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Yes, yes indeed. Now we have the capability to stop those incessant M*A*S*H re runs!
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Old 31st May 2014, 08:00
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General (looking down): "Bruddy hell! Grorious Reader has an election!!!!!"
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Old 1st Jun 2014, 14:24
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Second time I've lifted off page two, it needs scoring.
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Old 1st Jun 2014, 14:36
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Nutty ... I guess that should be G-ARZG or Airborne Artist. I'll ping ZG to see if he's on frequency
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Old 1st Jun 2014, 16:10
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27 Imperial Dogs with one exalted missile Glorious Leader!!! Now you have shown us your Celestial ability as a fighter pilot, perhaps the Navy would like to show you their submarines...
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