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JUDGING TIME!
I think I'd better judge this now because I'll be off the air for the next few days.
So, in third place...
Wensleydale:
Second...
Kiltrash:
But in top spot this week it's 622 with...........
Over to yourself, 622!
I think I'd better judge this now because I'll be off the air for the next few days.
So, in third place...
Wensleydale:
No, I said that we needed a march-past by a set of Career officers in the Air Force.
Kiltrash:
No complaints by the Glorious Leader as the troops all wink at him in unison
Alright , Alright.....you can have a hairdryer!
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I've muffed it again 
Congratulations all..
Congratulations all..
Sepp Blatter announced today that World Cup 2026 is awarded to......whoever has the biggest weapon
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Hmm thinks Simon Cowell..... a new format for Strictly Football Fairy in Boots
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Hmm thinks Simon Cowell..... a new format for Strictly Football Fairy in Boots
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The sports editor of a local newspaper trials the new equipment for the latest version of the "Scottish Premier League Spot the Ball Contest". The resulting photograph shows the ball going into a goal and you have to put a cross where you think the goalkeeper is!
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Like a Kitten, it was proved that you could entertain the Pongo's for hours with nothing more than a giant ball of wool
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We tried dangling carrots off their barrels to get them to move forward, but in the end we found giant white chocolate kinder surprises worked better..
