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Old 26th Jun 2006, 20:12
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Originally Posted by tonkatechie
OK chaps, try your hand at this:

It's from my own 'personal stash', so please note, I won't enter into any who, where, what type questions. If you're that bothered (or one of the people) PM me and I'll see what I can do.
Anyway, enjoy
Ok everyone join in!

"Polly put the kettle on"
"Polly put the kettle on"
"Tonka wouldnt start again"
"We'll all have tea!"

or

There goes the Chevvy

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Old 27th Jun 2006, 11:36
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"OI! You!!, Come 'ere and give us a push start - bloody pilots flattened the battery again"

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Old 28th Jun 2006, 00:02
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"You - yes you GRUMPY - get this thread back on the front page - quick damnit"

 
Old 28th Jun 2006, 04:11
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Originally Posted by VH-GRUMPY
"You - yes you GRUMPY - get this thread back on the front page - quick damnit"
That's clever.

Ground crew to the rear
"Will you put your ruddy head back so's I can get these straps on?"

Ground crew to the fore
"Look that big boy over there has his on.... hurry and get your's on and you can go and play with him!"
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Old 28th Jun 2006, 09:53
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In the navy!
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Old 28th Jun 2006, 17:14
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Techie pointing : "There *should* be a servicable Tonka in the other hangar!"

Pilot : "Cheers, but I think we're scrubbing this sortie and going back to the tea bar!"
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Old 28th Jun 2006, 18:00
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That big boy over there broke it and ran away
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Old 28th Jun 2006, 20:05
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Chap in cockpit: "If the Camp Cpl sings 'I will Survive!' once more, I'll bring the canopy down on his knackers."
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Old 3rd Jul 2006, 04:35
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"GRUMPS!!!!! - go and find Tonka immediately - he is letting the side down. Time he judged this pile of cr#p"

 
Old 3rd Jul 2006, 07:55
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Agreed, I kept dashing in and out yesterday awaiting a result!
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Old 3rd Jul 2006, 15:32
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There's Tonkatechie!! Do you think he's coming in to judge the caption competition?

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Old 3rd Jul 2006, 15:34
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"No, Sir, the BBMF hangar is over there"

Or

"I think THAT'S the way to Amarillo"

Sorry, haven't been into Pprune for a LONG time, so not too hot on the banter level
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Old 4th Jul 2006, 09:15
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"Grumps - you are reliable: - if tonkathingy has not picked a winner within the next 24 hours, you will be delegated - we like those girly comps ypu put up"

 
Old 4th Jul 2006, 12:17
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Pilot :- "Bugger it! How the **** does the steering lock come off?"

or

Pilot :- "If I connect the red wire to the black wire, it should start"
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Old 4th Jul 2006, 15:01
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"Aye Guv! That's right.....we enlisted men send you Officers out there to fight! We'll have a cuppa and a pie while you're gone."
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Old 5th Jul 2006, 11:13
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Humble apology

Sorry to keep you waiting - can only view, not post at work, and have just moved house, so my computer is still in a box.

Winner notice on it's way now...
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Old 5th Jul 2006, 11:25
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Result!

Ladies and Gentlemen, here are the results of the one man jury:
Coming in at third place with well timed humour is Brian Dixon with "There's Tonkatechie!! Do you think he's coming in to judge the caption competition?"
Second is Green Meat with "Look at that lucky bugger! He's managed to get enough turns on the elastic band to get his up in the air!"
But the winner who demonstrated a scarily accurate knowledge of the person pictured, is.........
roush with ""Jones, will you stop that bloody tea pot song and help me wake this Pilot up"
Congratulations, and over to you.
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Old 5th Jul 2006, 20:11
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Roush has clearly gone AWOL celebrating his win, so he can judge these ones when he sobers up.



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Old 5th Jul 2006, 20:18
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Old 5th Jul 2006, 20:37
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The Vulcan low pass did not impress the Lads in the Senior Service at all! Seems all they could see was a wee bit of the nose as it passed by.
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