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Old 27th Feb 2014, 17:53
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This is the Captain speaking. We are not going to die because Flt Lt "crash" Jones has control so stop playing " Nearer to God am I " on the intercom !
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Old 27th Feb 2014, 17:58
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You don't like "Radar Love" !!! What are you doing on this airplane anyway ?
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Old 27th Feb 2014, 17:59
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The Aircraft Commander in the cockpit was quite concerned when he heard that Bloggins had his Axe out and was playing it up crazy bad .........
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Old 27th Feb 2014, 18:12
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Excuse me chaps while I have a quick twang down the back
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Old 27th Feb 2014, 18:25
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"What height are we flying at chaps?" .... "40,000 feet mate" ... "Then it's definitely a Stratocaster I'm playing"
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Old 27th Feb 2014, 19:57
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♪ ♫ ♪"I'm so sad, I've got the "RAF hat badge on my baseball cap" blues' ♪ ♫ ♪
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Old 27th Feb 2014, 20:01
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Airseeker was delivered without a functioning inflight entertainment system.
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Old 27th Feb 2014, 20:08
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Tom Jones, Descides not to to turn his chair round for this act on 'The Voice UK'
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Old 27th Feb 2014, 20:25
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Net 1: "Stop that Polish chit-chat!"


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At least the NASA Apollo Mission Control kit found a good home...
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Old 27th Feb 2014, 20:26
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Yes, the strings section is a bit tubby, but you ought to see (and smell!) the woodwinds...
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Old 27th Feb 2014, 20:28
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You're too late: "this is major Tom to ground control" already went viral and from a much higher altitude too!
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Old 27th Feb 2014, 20:28
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When you said you were Brain May, we did not think you were THE Brian May, how the mighty have fallen
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Old 27th Feb 2014, 21:08
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Be careful with that Axe Eugene!

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Guys in headphones: "Does noise pollution count as Friendly Fire?"

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Old 27th Feb 2014, 21:12
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"Nope, even with the two sizes to small grow bag, your still not hitting the high notes."
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Old 27th Feb 2014, 21:14
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Originally Posted by CoffmanStarter View Post
Sorry for the slight delay in judging chaps ... but Mrs Coff had me tasked otherwise today

Superb contributions everyone

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Old 27th Feb 2014, 21:22
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No you moron ! "PLAYTIME" means he wants to know how long we can stay on station !
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Old 27th Feb 2014, 21:26
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On a serious note when presenting the winners I think it would be nice to repost the picture with each of the captions underneath.
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Old 27th Feb 2014, 21:37
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Mate, Danger zone was funny the first 100 times you played it when we took off but now...
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Old 27th Feb 2014, 21:38
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"Shhhhh, if he wants to busk let him, then he might take that stupid hat off and sling it on the floor where it belongs"
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Old 27th Feb 2014, 21:46
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"Quick... press photographer, play your guitar to take their eyes off the guy behind you with the sanitary towel on his head"

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