your indignation is getting old....
not so much indignation as venting some satire, irony or sarcasm.
if you want the lowest form of wit, look no further than my artless
attempts to be original, apt and absurd all at once.
and if asides are a bother, then maybe just ignore them
('No further correspondence shall be entered into' - does not sound
like proone to me)
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Lookout to captain - "Nudist beach dead ahead, ten kilometres, captain"
Captain to all hands - "Now hear this. Now hear this. Prepare to break out vodka. Prepare to strip off. Last one ashore will encourage fattest lady to sing.
Not before daybreak."