Silhouette challenge
Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend, Sheila about to throw herself off.
Bruce slams on the brakes and yells, "Sheila, what the hell d'ya think you're doing?"
Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and says, "G'day Bruce. Ya got me pregnant and so now I'm gonna kill myself."
Bruce gets a lump in his throat when he hears this. He says "Strewth Sheila, not only are you a great shag, but you're a real sport too," and drives off.
Great Mate, thanks.
Bruce slams on the brakes and yells, "Sheila, what the hell d'ya think you're doing?"
Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and says, "G'day Bruce. Ya got me pregnant and so now I'm gonna kill myself."
Bruce gets a lump in his throat when he hears this. He says "Strewth Sheila, not only are you a great shag, but you're a real sport too," and drives off.
Good, gone to work to make money How's 'R'?
Where do you find those David? You're getting better Ever thought of stand-up comedy?
Saw a very funny "SURPRISE" joke in Jet Blast the other day...do you know the thread?
Saw a very funny "SURPRISE" joke in Jet Blast the other day...do you know the thread?
Next, there's NSW.
It is the realm of pastel shorts, macchiato with sugar, thin books read quickly and millions of dancing gay-boys.
Its mascots are Bondi lifesavers who pull their Speedos up their cracks to keep the left and right sides of their brains separate.
It is the realm of pastel shorts, macchiato with sugar, thin books read quickly and millions of dancing gay-boys.
Its mascots are Bondi lifesavers who pull their Speedos up their cracks to keep the left and right sides of their brains separate.
Next, there's NSW.
(goes outside, has a look)
Good God...they're in the street!
Gotta get moving...no questions then? Clue?
Were I correct or were I correct?
Savoia
Yes Mate - 25 dollars.........................
Satisfied?
Must get the boy up for school, breakfast, washing, vacuuming,...I'll keep my light on...
But if you go..sleep tight guys! (there's gay-boys about!)